Butt Slammed

Butt Slammed is when something is ridiculously crowded or busy.

Goddamnit this road is butt slammed.

by WindowLicker9000 February 03, 2010

Turtle Man

A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!

Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."

Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?

by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010

Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

by WindowLicker9000 February 04, 2010

Ass Flag

Another word for a dogs tail. Especially when a dog has his butt towards you and is waving his tail.

Hey, check it out, Harley is waving is ass flag.

by Windowlicker9000 March 06, 2010

Mutency

Mutency is what occurs when one is dialed in to a conference call and hangs out on mute. When the individual is asked a question and there is silence for a few seconds before he or she answers, this latency is known as mutency

Person 1: Hey Bill, when is that deal coming to closure

Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.

Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.

Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.

by WindowLicker9000 February 03, 2010

sloth bucket

A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.

woooe. Look at that sloth bucket truck some food.

by WindowLicker9000 February 05, 2010

Busted Ass Hoe

A particularly skinny skank-ass girl that thinks its hilarious when people make fun of her and has no clue. She most likely will have a NewPort cigarette addiction and work at a fast food drive-through.

{ BAH } Can be used in code to call one out discreetly if in the same room.

Originated to describe some of the girls in the Damascus, MD area.

Crystal, your a busted ass hoe!

by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010