Windowlicker9000's definitions

Grocery-walk

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.

Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

Sack Jockey

One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.

Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.

by WindowLicker9000 May 3, 2010

Butt Crog

1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.

2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.

1. Damn, I crashed my bike and got dirt down my butt crog.
2. Chris, stop being a butt crog.

by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010

Cock-owned

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.

Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!

by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010

hold 10

A highly ghetto phrase used to ask for borrowing money from your friends. Most commonly $10 for a hit of heroin or crack. Often used in the HBO series, "The Wire."

Yo Boogey, lemme' hold 10 nigga.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

deer stomping

A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.

Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

McMooch

A nick name for any of your Irish friends that have a "Mc" in the front on their name that are always mooching. Bumming cigarettes, beers, food, clothes and just about anything they can mooch. They will most often "forget" their wallet when eating out and have to borrow though never to pay back. They can however be very generous when money is available to them and blow through it immediately which is why they never have anything.

McMooch, I can't believe you forgot your wallet again and need to hold 10.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010