A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
A highly ghetto phrase used to ask for borrowing money from your friends. Most commonly $10 for a hit of heroin or crack. Often used in the HBO series, "The Wire."
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
A wiffle ball batt used to beat hung over friends in the stomach and sometimes ball sack until they puke everywhere.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.
2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
by WindowLicker9000 February 04, 2010
The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.
by Windowlicker9000 May 16, 2010
by WindowLicker9000 February 02, 2010