smick

I wear a gas mask to the construction site, cause my amigos eat taco-bell all day! Raymond Winslow is a smelly some bitch, he don't need no Taco-bella to skank out da fellas!
Get a butt-plug and take a shower..you smelly Hick! I take your shot-gun away until you shower your filthy assclown!
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fall on the grenade

When My Matron walks in on me wanking in the showers.
Sorry mache..I'll get you a towel!
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Sack

Used to hold all the male juices that you end up accidentaly squirting into a ho's slot machine resulting in social welfare knocking on your door for racking some ho up, making her have a kid!--poor bastard gonna have to pay!
Before death Wilt used his sack to juice on 20,000 ho's. After death his detachable penis found its way to me and I have featured in many porn movies since!
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Gooselips

The soft, chubby mound that makes my hard salami quiver as I insert it in her wet, craving cunt.
I cant wait to munch on Erica's gooselips and prove i am more of a man than MIKE SENIOR..The Flight Attendant!
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Rusty Crutch

Some one who cant wipe the blood stains of their genitals.
I wanted to eat the female ginger ninja out, but i was unsure if it was pubic hair or her rusty crutch.
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TeWiremu

The reason You will Hate male singers!
I have been told that Te Wiremu's Microphone is infact his needle dick spray-painted! Who would have thought a homo would go to new lengths to get a b.j!
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