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butters ting

someone who is quite simply rather unnattractive , usually to the point of a passer-by physically heaving up vomit on seeing such abutters ting
Normal Man: Hey Normal Man2 , look at that butters ting

Nomral Man2: Don't take the piss out of him mate, I think he might have an actual disorder

Butters ting: No , I AM just butters ting

Normal Man3: WTF ! I was actually worried about you and that you were disabled, but you're just butters ting, you fucking fruad

Butters Ting: Hey I'm not asking for any trouble here

Author's final social note on matter:Unfortunately, any person who is butters ting will always be asking for trouble with the face that they possess
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
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Tim Kash

1) An emerging slang word for "money", whereby the second part being "Kash" has obvious links to currency. Used mostly in areas of South London where gangsters and normal civiliians alike enjoy giving their money a 'character feel', i.e. by having a full name. Other rival names for money in this sense include Jonny Kash and a more comicalKash Ting Kash

2)(Its history comes from the) MTV presenter who's name is ironically Tim Kash, he is asain and looks like Amir Kahn, some even say he IS Amir Kahn.
Dillan: Hey David, did you buy that Dildo for your Dad yet?

Dwight: LOL, nah David was outta Tim Kash init!

David: Shut up Dwight, I just didn't have time did I, I'll get my Dad a Dildo don't you worry about that. Tim Kash is no problem with me.
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
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cock wagon

a wagon that gladly takes aboard cock / cocks. This insult has two levels, the first being that they are associated with cocks, whilst the second implies that they take on cocks regularly and the choice of wagon is perhaps the worst possible vehicle to apply deepening the insult further.
Man1: I would begg it off of anyone, I would even begg it to a cock

Man2: Get away from me you cock wagon
by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
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long ting gash

The state of something being potentially too long a process, outweighing the perceived achievement that might come with it

Warning: Do not utter such words as these in front of real gangsters, they will feel ridiculed at the mocking use of their language and may even weep
Billy: Hey Philip, do you want to catch a bus to heathrow to play on one of the arcade machines that they have out in the airport?

Philip: LONG TING GASH. and you're a dickhead as well for suggesting something like that, nah mate, I'm on a tenfold bash anyway. jus long ting gash

Billy: my bad
by Willis McGee July 21, 2006
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peeps

ridiculous terminology for "people"

see suicidal vocabulary
James: Hey, I'm jus going to chill with my peeps

Will.i.am: You say what? Do you wanna get a smack in your mouth. There's human beings around us that just heard you say that and I'm associated with you. I ever hear you say that in my presence again its all over I SWEAR DOWN. "peeps" ! you fucking cunt

James: You've shown me the error of my ways and my life threatening choice of words. I can only apologize so much.
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
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rihanna

an unfaithful woman. once got in trouble and felt it necessaery to sing out SOS, she alse "ponned da replay", which doesn't make any sense
Policeman: You're under arrest for the suspicion of your part in a murder

Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!

Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me
by Willis McGee July 25, 2006
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Shit definition

see bullshit

see bollocks

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Person1: swrfe e ghip erwgho
Person2: shu wefh opuwieuoet w0e57883057 jkg kl;
Person3: eaw houo rd auageog!!!!

This is perhaps the best example of a SHIT definition, you have walked away learning nothing except that I am a cunt. Cuntraversally, many people post in SHIT no better than this. Down with the digital cunt! Down with the computing cunt! Down with ALL cunts!
by Willis McGee July 27, 2006
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