A complete and utter dipshit. A parents biggest disappointment among their children. An individual who cannot find their ass with both hands. A completely useless individual whether it be mechanical,technical, or intellectually. A person who is so clueless that they could drown standing in a rainstorm.
Someone better get fuck brain McGee out of the rainstorm .that dipshit is gonna drown. Goddamn his parents must be disappointed.
by Willie shaverpus September 29, 2023
1.A person. Specifically male, and is considered one of the most moronic, idiotic ,dumb Mu'fukers on the planet. A complete and utter dope.. a bumbling shit show that cannot be comprehended by anyone who does not live in a trailer park. An extremely annoying and incovienencing asshole that make lives miserable for those around them. A dum dum's.. dum dum. The dumbest of the dumb. May God help us all who deal with them.
Oh Jesus Christ!!! Dopey McDoperson is at it again... fucker eats mayo out of a jar instead of putting it on a sandwich and licks the spoon and puts it back in the clean dishes. Then the fucker puts the empty jar back in the fridge.. I hate that fucker!!
by Willie shaverpus November 29, 2023
A fat ,lousy , lazy, turd. A skidmark in the underpants of society. A special breed of oxygen thief that rivals very ideas of sloth ,greed ,and gluttony . Absolutely no chill at all to this denizen of the trailer park.
My brother in law is such a merbburgler. Yesterday I caught him eating mayo out of a jar because making a sandwich was too much work. I hate him..
by Willie shaverpus January 31, 2023
A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.
by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023
The happy ,jolly, prim and pristine look (refreshed if you will) when a significant other comes back after leaving for several days for ( me time) and returns to their current lover, husband, wife,etc. Sometimes the waiting mate is a cuckold and expects it for the rest it is a sign to get out of the relationship A.S.A.P.
See also slutty piece of shit or cum dumpster trash whore.
See also slutty piece of shit or cum dumpster trash whore.
Wow.. the girlfriend left for a week because she needed ( me time). And comes back with the freshly fucked look.. fuck that... I'm out.
by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2023
A thought process / frame of mind that most if not all baby boomers have in which they feel they are entitled to do whatever to whom ever they wish without consequences due to their status as elders in society. This thought process transcends race ,religion, culture or sexual orientation. The common denominator is the fact that they are elderly. Other lesser forms / sub-cultures of this frame of mind exist within younger generations such as millennial and gen Z as well as different races and sexual orientations but are minimal as others of the same sub types quickly quash the nonsense and get their respective sociters back in line and place.
Person 1.Goddamn... you see grandma just push our cart out of the way and cut infront of us ?
Person 1. MA'AM..WE WERE ALREADY IN LINE.
Elder. FUCK OFF.. I'm in a hurry. You can wait.
Person 1. MA'AM.. I'm trying not to be rude. Please don't swear at me. Please get out of line and go to the back. Be considerate of those you you just cut infront of.
Elder ..FUCK OFF!!!!
Person.. wow.. your elder entitlement is really showing today. What an old bitch.
Person 1. MA'AM..WE WERE ALREADY IN LINE.
Elder. FUCK OFF.. I'm in a hurry. You can wait.
Person 1. MA'AM.. I'm trying not to be rude. Please don't swear at me. Please get out of line and go to the back. Be considerate of those you you just cut infront of.
Elder ..FUCK OFF!!!!
Person.. wow.. your elder entitlement is really showing today. What an old bitch.
by Willie shaverpus November 12, 2022
Similar to a unicorn ..however instead of rhe customary rainbows ,glitter, and happiness..you get fuck ups, flusteration. And general fuckery in any given situation the merbsicorn finds itself in.
Person 1.Awe shit... here come Harold.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.
by Willie shaverpus March 03, 2022