Definitions by Willie shaverpus
sweet as sunday pie
A phrase used when a person ,organization or other treats you badly and alienates or thwarts good intentioned people or other organizations trying to help any given situation ends up getting outed and faces loss of job, criminal or civil investigations at which point they become superstars and help and or fix said situations with a snap of the finger. Instantly. Hilarious to watch it unfold ,especially when organizations are involved and send people scrambling to fix the problem
I just got off the phone with organization A. They were sweet as sunday pie once they found out they were liable ,derelict of their duties and now facing a criminal investigation . Too bad it only took 10 years for it to be resloved.
sweet as sunday pie by Willie shaverpus July 16, 2024
freshly fucked look
The happy ,jolly, prim and pristine look (refreshed if you will) when a significant other comes back after leaving for several days for ( me time) and returns to their current lover, husband, wife,etc. Sometimes the waiting mate is a cuckold and expects it for the rest it is a sign to get out of the relationship A.S.A.P.
See also slutty piece of shit or cum dumpster trash whore.
See also slutty piece of shit or cum dumpster trash whore.
Wow.. the girlfriend left for a week because she needed ( me time). And comes back with the freshly fucked look.. fuck that... I'm out.
freshly fucked look by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2023
Inspector Oofus
1.Inspector Oofus can be found on any public beach or recreational area. Constantly patrolling for any infraction such as loud music, littering ,public nudity , etc.. a real Debbie Downer , a male Karen, usually of the Boomer Generation.
2. Inspector Oofus is a song/ Character created by the Iconic Mosh/ thrash metal band M.O.D. off of the "Surfin M.O.D." album. The song explains What Inspector Oofus is perfectly and is a pure masterpiece of the Genre.
2. Inspector Oofus is a song/ Character created by the Iconic Mosh/ thrash metal band M.O.D. off of the "Surfin M.O.D." album. The song explains What Inspector Oofus is perfectly and is a pure masterpiece of the Genre.
"Inspector Oofus on patrol.... Hey lower that radio volume please .. be curious too others. "
2. At a nude beach .." I knew it! I knew it !!! Your sluts..Common trash whores!!! My mother warned me about your type!! YOUR DIRTY, YOUR SLIMY, YOUR DESPICABLE BITCHES!!" ****GETS SLAPPED***** SCREW YOU OOFUS!!
2. At a nude beach .." I knew it! I knew it !!! Your sluts..Common trash whores!!! My mother warned me about your type!! YOUR DIRTY, YOUR SLIMY, YOUR DESPICABLE BITCHES!!" ****GETS SLAPPED***** SCREW YOU OOFUS!!
Inspector Oofus by Willie shaverpus December 1, 2023
Dopey McDoperson
1.A person. Specifically male, and is considered one of the most moronic, idiotic ,dumb Mu'fukers on the planet. A complete and utter dope.. a bumbling shit show that cannot be comprehended by anyone who does not live in a trailer park. An extremely annoying and incovienencing asshole that make lives miserable for those around them. A dum dum's.. dum dum. The dumbest of the dumb. May God help us all who deal with them.
Oh Jesus Christ!!! Dopey McDoperson is at it again... fucker eats mayo out of a jar instead of putting it on a sandwich and licks the spoon and puts it back in the clean dishes. Then the fucker puts the empty jar back in the fridge.. I hate that fucker!!
Dopey McDoperson by Willie shaverpus November 29, 2023
chunky cheddars
A term of endearment for an excessively chunky baby who is adorably " chunky" and is usually laughing and good natured. A giggly little bundle of chonky happiness.
chunky cheddars by Willie shaverpus October 25, 2023
wheezy McWheezerson
A great nickname for someone who constantly wheezes due to allegies,ashma,smoking cigarettes weed,or the like. May be used as a term of endearment or annoyance depending on the individual.
1. Better get wheezy McWheezerson his inhaler...he's at it again.
2. Yo!!! Wheezy McWheezerson... lay off the smokes.. that shit will kill you fool.
3. After we're done smoking this bowl.. we all gon be a wheezy McWheezerson.. cuz thus dope is dank !!!!!
2. Yo!!! Wheezy McWheezerson... lay off the smokes.. that shit will kill you fool.
3. After we're done smoking this bowl.. we all gon be a wheezy McWheezerson.. cuz thus dope is dank !!!!!
wheezy McWheezerson by Willie shaverpus October 6, 2023
fuck brain McGee
A complete and utter dipshit. A parents biggest disappointment among their children. An individual who cannot find their ass with both hands. A completely useless individual whether it be mechanical,technical, or intellectually. A person who is so clueless that they could drown standing in a rainstorm.
Someone better get fuck brain McGee out of the rainstorm .that dipshit is gonna drown. Goddamn his parents must be disappointed.
fuck brain McGee by Willie shaverpus September 29, 2023