Willie shaverpus's definitions

merbburgler

A fat ,lousy , lazy, turd. A skidmark in the underpants of society. A special breed of oxygen thief that rivals very ideas of sloth ,greed ,and gluttony . Absolutely no chill at all to this denizen of the trailer park.

My brother in law is such a merbburgler. Yesterday I caught him eating mayo out of a jar because making a sandwich was too much work. I hate him..

by Willie shaverpus January 31, 2023

merb nerbler

A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.

Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.

by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023

chunky cheddars

A term of endearment for an excessively chunky baby who is adorably " chunky" and is usually laughing and good natured. A giggly little bundle of chonky happiness.

Oh my gawd... that baby's so adorably chunky... it's a regular chunky cheddars!!

by Willie shaverpus October 25, 2023

Harvey Half - ass

Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.

Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!

by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023

yoiur fuckin it

1.A slang phrase commonly used when you see a fellow worker or friend about to or is in the process of fucking something up or fucking up a social situation. 2. A generalized disapproval of what one of your peers are doing to something or someone in a given situation

1.Oi!!!!! Ya bastard.... your weld is too hot... it's burning right through..yoiur fuckin it ..ya bloody buffoon!!!
2. Yoiur fuckin it!!! Stop trying to impress the shelias with your progressive thoughts....yoiur fuckin it for the whole lot.. we all got blue balls over herre.

by Willie shaverpus May 5, 2023

Dopey McDoperson

1.A person. Specifically male, and is considered one of the most moronic, idiotic ,dumb Mu'fukers on the planet. A complete and utter dope.. a bumbling shit show that cannot be comprehended by anyone who does not live in a trailer park. An extremely annoying and incovienencing asshole that make lives miserable for those around them. A dum dum's.. dum dum. The dumbest of the dumb. May God help us all who deal with them.

Oh Jesus Christ!!! Dopey McDoperson is at it again... fucker eats mayo out of a jar instead of putting it on a sandwich and licks the spoon and puts it back in the clean dishes. Then the fucker puts the empty jar back in the fridge.. I hate that fucker!!

by Willie shaverpus November 29, 2023

Inspector Oofus

1.Inspector Oofus can be found on any public beach or recreational area. Constantly patrolling for any infraction such as loud music, littering ,public nudity , etc.. a real Debbie Downer , a male Karen, usually of the Boomer Generation.

2. Inspector Oofus is a song/ Character created by the Iconic Mosh/ thrash metal band M.O.D. off of the "Surfin M.O.D." album. The song explains What Inspector Oofus is perfectly and is a pure masterpiece of the Genre.

"Inspector Oofus on patrol.... Hey lower that radio volume please .. be curious too others. "

2. At a nude beach .." I knew it! I knew it !!! Your sluts..Common trash whores!!! My mother warned me about your type!! YOUR DIRTY, YOUR SLIMY, YOUR DESPICABLE BITCHES!!" ****GETS SLAPPED***** SCREW YOU OOFUS!!

by Willie shaverpus December 1, 2023