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chunky cheddars

A term of endearment for an excessively chunky baby who is adorably " chunky" and is usually laughing and good natured. A giggly little bundle of chonky happiness.
Oh my gawd... that baby's so adorably chunky... it's a regular chunky cheddars!!
by Willie shaverpus October 25, 2023
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st. Dickolus

When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick
Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022
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Dick Farm Dan

1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2022
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Dopey McDoperson

1.A person. Specifically male, and is considered one of the most moronic, idiotic ,dumb Mu'fukers on the planet. A complete and utter dope.. a bumbling shit show that cannot be comprehended by anyone who does not live in a trailer park. An extremely annoying and incovienencing asshole that make lives miserable for those around them. A dum dum's.. dum dum. The dumbest of the dumb. May God help us all who deal with them.
Oh Jesus Christ!!! Dopey McDoperson is at it again... fucker eats mayo out of a jar instead of putting it on a sandwich and licks the spoon and puts it back in the clean dishes. Then the fucker puts the empty jar back in the fridge.. I hate that fucker!!
by Willie shaverpus November 29, 2023
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Inspector Oofus

1.Inspector Oofus can be found on any public beach or recreational area. Constantly patrolling for any infraction such as loud music, littering ,public nudity , etc.. a real Debbie Downer , a male Karen, usually of the Boomer Generation.

2. Inspector Oofus is a song/ Character created by the Iconic Mosh/ thrash metal band M.O.D. off of the "Surfin M.O.D." album. The song explains What Inspector Oofus is perfectly and is a pure masterpiece of the Genre.
"Inspector Oofus on patrol.... Hey lower that radio volume please .. be curious too others. "

2. At a nude beach .." I knew it! I knew it !!! Your sluts..Common trash whores!!! My mother warned me about your type!! YOUR DIRTY, YOUR SLIMY, YOUR DESPICABLE BITCHES!!" ****GETS SLAPPED***** SCREW YOU OOFUS!!
by Willie shaverpus December 1, 2023
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freshly fucked look

The happy ,jolly, prim and pristine look (refreshed if you will) when a significant other comes back after leaving for several days for ( me time) and returns to their current lover, husband, wife,etc. Sometimes the waiting mate is a cuckold and expects it for the rest it is a sign to get out of the relationship A.S.A.P.
See also slutty piece of shit or cum dumpster trash whore.
Wow.. the girlfriend left for a week because she needed ( me time). And comes back with the freshly fucked look.. fuck that... I'm out.
by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2023
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Harvey Half - ass

Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.
Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!
by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023
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