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A fat ,lousy , lazy, turd. A skidmark in the underpants of society. A special breed of oxygen thief that rivals very ideas of sloth ,greed ,and gluttony . Absolutely no chill at all to this denizen of the trailer park.
My brother in law is such a merbburgler. Yesterday I caught him eating mayo out of a jar because making a sandwich was too much work. I hate him..
by Willie shaverpus January 31, 2023
Get the merbburgler mug.A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.
Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.
by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023
Get the merb nerbler mug.A term of endearment for an excessively chunky baby who is adorably " chunky" and is usually laughing and good natured. A giggly little bundle of chonky happiness.
by Willie shaverpus October 25, 2023
Get the chunky cheddars mug.When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick
Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022
Get the st. Dickolus mug.1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2022
Get the Dick Farm Dan mug.Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.
Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!
by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023
Get the Harvey Half - ass mug.1.A slang phrase commonly used when you see a fellow worker or friend about to or is in the process of fucking something up or fucking up a social situation. 2. A generalized disapproval of what one of your peers are doing to something or someone in a given situation
1.Oi!!!!! Ya bastard.... your weld is too hot... it's burning right through..yoiur fuckin it ..ya bloody buffoon!!!
2. Yoiur fuckin it!!! Stop trying to impress the shelias with your progressive thoughts....yoiur fuckin it for the whole lot.. we all got blue balls over herre.
2. Yoiur fuckin it!!! Stop trying to impress the shelias with your progressive thoughts....yoiur fuckin it for the whole lot.. we all got blue balls over herre.
by Willie shaverpus May 5, 2023
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