Willie shaverpus's definitions

merbsicorn

Similar to a unicorn ..however instead of rhe customary rainbows ,glitter, and happiness..you get fuck ups, flusteration. And general fuckery in any given situation the merbsicorn finds itself in.

Person 1.Awe shit... here come Harold.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.

by Willie shaverpus March 3, 2022

freshly fucked look

The happy ,jolly, prim and pristine look (refreshed if you will) when a significant other comes back after leaving for several days for ( me time) and returns to their current lover, husband, wife,etc. Sometimes the waiting mate is a cuckold and expects it for the rest it is a sign to get out of the relationship A.S.A.P.
See also slutty piece of shit or cum dumpster trash whore.

Wow.. the girlfriend left for a week because she needed ( me time). And comes back with the freshly fucked look.. fuck that... I'm out.

by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2023

fuck joy

A person who literally sucks the life and happiness out of anyone near them ..thus literally fucking the joy out of everything good and anyone who is happy.almost instantaneously. A real dreg on society and those in the fuckjoys immediate area... avoid fuckjoys at all cost.. once in your life they are very hard to rid yourself from as they are always around you sucking off your finances and fucking all the joy from your life.

My brother in law is a real fuck joy. Not only does he live off me but also sucks the happiness from my life ..it's a real drain on my energy. Like a blood sucking tick just fucking the joy from my life

by Willie shaverpus July 21, 2022

Look Vag....

When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..

Look Vag.... no one cares about your stupid problems.. WORK HARDER

by Willie shaverpus August 8, 2023

Dick Farm Dan

1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.

1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!

by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2022

st. Dickolus

When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick

Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022

wheezy McWheezerson

A great nickname for someone who constantly wheezes due to allegies,ashma,smoking cigarettes weed,or the like. May be used as a term of endearment or annoyance depending on the individual.

1. Better get wheezy McWheezerson his inhaler...he's at it again.
2. Yo!!! Wheezy McWheezerson... lay off the smokes.. that shit will kill you fool.

3. After we're done smoking this bowl.. we all gon be a wheezy McWheezerson.. cuz thus dope is dank !!!!!

by Willie shaverpus October 6, 2023