Definitions by William Dean A. Garner

Nine-to-Five 

A regular job.

Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?

Nine-to-Five by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

X-factor 

1. An unknown variable

That homey's got too many "x-factors." Pop his ass and be safe.

X-factor by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

Moistie 

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

Moistie by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

damn skippy 

1. Rock on, baby!
2. Copasetic
3. You couldn't be mo' righter!
4. I couldn't agree more

Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."

Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."

damn skippy by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Temptacious 

Sexy, sensuous

Barbie is a "temptacious," fire-breathing dragon-lady who'll fuck you through the floor, the foundation, deeper than Old Six. . . .

Temptacious by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

cracked 

To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code.

Carl sent me a "cracked" copy of Adobe Photoshop. Saved me $400!

cracked by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

LUC 

The "Law of Unintended Consequences," or LUC, is a natural law that basically means SHIT HAPPENS

As LUC would have it, the "dream girl" I met 48 hours ago left me, stole my life savings, took my cat, ate all my food and called my Mom and told her I was a terrorist in training.

LUC by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003