Definitions by Wildthing

phatsew 

A person who alters clothes for people who have gained weight.

After gaining 20 pounds Larry had to take his suit to a phatsew.

phatsew by Wildthing August 24, 2012

turbonnet 

gender neutral headgear, a hat

She gave handmade turbonnets to the girls in the office and to the men in the shop.

turbonnet by Wildthing April 12, 2012

tig 

A cross between a tiger and a pig

Thati new guy sure runs hot and cold, what a tig.

tig by Wildthing January 26, 2012

Relax 

To take another dose of laxatives

Joe was still constipated and decided to relax.

Relax by Wildthing October 27, 2011

minimoon 

To display/flash bare buttocks by a small in stature prankster.

I was the victim of a minimoon by a scrawny, bony assed, teenager today. I called the police but I could not describe his face.

minimoon by Wildthing September 18, 2011

precomote

The early TV era before most households had color TV and or remote controls

I grew up in the precomote years when the TV picture was black and white and you actuality had to get up to turn it off/on or change the channel.

precomote by Wildthing August 27, 2011

wanderless 

No desire to leave the house,sluggish, the blahs

Jake had a busy week and declined an invitation to go out due to his wanderless

wanderless by Wildthing August 22, 2011