Wildthing's definitions

Outvalid

Person who has been house bound(an invalid) ventures out of the house on a trial basis.

Joe may cancel meals on wheels if he can remain an outvalid.

by Wildthing June 6, 2011

paper mate

A person married to his or her spouse for the sole purpose of becoming a legal resident

Roy hoped Mia would accept his wedding proposal and be his paper mate.

by Wildthing June 28, 2013

pugfacious

a person with a bad attitude who resembles a pug dog

Jake was pugnacious due to being teased about being pugfacious

by Wildthing November 10, 2012

wanderless

No desire to leave the house,sluggish, the blahs

Jake had a busy week and declined an invitation to go out due to his wanderless

by Wildthing August 22, 2011

precomote

The early TV era before most households had color TV and or remote controls

I grew up in the precomote years when the TV picture was black and white and you actuality had to get up to turn it off/on or change the channel.

by Wildthing August 27, 2011

fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing October 21, 2012

minimoon

To display/flash bare buttocks by a small in stature prankster.

I was the victim of a minimoon by a scrawny, bony assed, teenager today. I called the police but I could not describe his face.

by Wildthing September 18, 2011