Relax

To take another dose of laxatives

Joe was still constipated and decided to relax.

by Wildthing October 27, 2011

fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing October 21, 2012

turbonnet

gender neutral headgear, a hat

She gave handmade turbonnets to the girls in the office and to the men in the shop.

by Wildthing April 12, 2012

minimoon

To display/flash bare buttocks by a small in stature prankster.

I was the victim of a minimoon by a scrawny, bony assed, teenager today. I called the police but I could not describe his face.

by Wildthing September 18, 2011

wanderless

No desire to leave the house,sluggish, the blahs

Jake had a busy week and declined an invitation to go out due to his wanderless

by Wildthing August 22, 2011

tig

A cross between a tiger and a pig

Thati new guy sure runs hot and cold, what a tig.

by Wildthing January 26, 2012

Outvalid

Person who has been house bound(an invalid) ventures out of the house on a trial basis.

Joe may cancel meals on wheels if he can remain an outvalid.

by Wildthing June 06, 2011