Wico Iye Owaci's definitions

icehopper

A cold beer, or other malt beverage.

Plunkit...lemme get ya' an icehopper.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

zenmasturbation

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Transportusions

Injuries sustained when being hit by a car, truck, or bus.

Unfortunately, the victim remains in the hospital, suffering from various transportusions.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Absalutist

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.

While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Sandalwoodie

What a guy gets if he has a fetish for women in minimal footware.

When I saw Nancy on the beach, I popped a sandalwoodie.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

round dancin'

Dodging bullets.

Man, that Brother took off, round dancin' all the way!

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Lacktaters

Not having any spuds.

I want to make some hashbrowns, but I lacktaters.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012