Definitions by WhyMyPPsmall

Hecka 

The way to say Hella in a professional or censored evironment. Used by millenial high school teachers. Pretty cringy.

Teacher: This book is hecka good!
Student 1: Did you just say hecka?
Student 2: No, never again. Please never censor hella again.
Teacher: *does the whip*

Hecka by WhyMyPPsmall November 29, 2017

Jet the Cat 

Internet cat largely famous across North Dakota who has a cult following that believes he is the cat messiah coming to judge moral of all cats. He is most wellknown for sticking his head in front of his owners facetime camera.

Omg Jet is is cute

yeah to bad he gotta watch ya’ll smash sessions.

Jet is love Jet is life

Jet the Cat is my God

Jet the Cat by WhyMyPPsmall November 17, 2017

Crippling Nicotine Addiction 

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen

Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer

Crippling Nicotine Addiction by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

Shoot The Dog by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Tanner 

An individual who is oddly hilarious while simultaneously being near unlovable, driving all people, especially females, away while being an all around horrible human being.

Man, I feel bad for Tanner, he seems sad and unloved.
Don’t feel bad it’s Tanner
Oh yea

Tanner by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Chord

pronounced with a “ch” sound, a person who does something unexusable in the presence of other people

Taryn: Oh boy let me answer this math problem
Lyndsey: That’s the wrong problem you stupid chord

Chord by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Pleb 

Someone who is insufficient at life itself, who should have never been brought into this world. A person who is incapable at a life function, who usually does not know the meaning of the word.

Goddamnit you pleb when we play badminton I expect you to actually hit it over the net rather than falling down on your fat ass!

Pleb by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017