Whowantspeas's definitions

Toecutter

A member of a notorious group of freeloaders in the craigavon area.

I came down for a drink during the night and there was a toecutter sleeping on my kitchen floor.

by Whowantspeas October 31, 2018

shitbox

A car that is an absolute piece of shit. The bodywork will have more hits than the Beatles and the dash will be lit up like a Christmas tree and will take at least an hour to start the engine in the morning if you're lucky.

I'm not buying your shitbox. The scrap yard will take it.

by Whowantspeas November 3, 2018

Lose the plot

To lose all self control and go absolutely bonkers. Make stupid and irrational decisions. In most cases only lasts a few minutes but sometimes can be permanent which will require long periods of habitation in psychiatric hospitals with the men in white coats.

Jimmy will lose the plot when he finds out someone stole his New Kids On The Block album.

by Whowantspeas November 7, 2018

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

windylicker

Term used in Northern Ireland to describe a person with mental or physical disabilities who stares at people through the window of a bus. Outside of Northern Ireland the term would be windowlicker instead windylicker.

Look at the windylicker with the hat at the back of the bus.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

bark buster

Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.

I managed to scrounge £2 of my ma for a bark buster tonight. I'm gonna drink myself unconscious.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

chocker

Native of craigavon with a head that resembles a cube and speaks through clenched teeth. Usually asks people for cigarettes or money with no intention of ever paying them back.

Get lost chocker. I'm not lending you any more fegs or fivers you freeloader.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018