10 definitions by Whitt
To aimlessly putter. To screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up.
"I farbled around with the UNIX command variables until I got the desired results. Lucky me. Time for another latte."
by Whitt March 7, 2007
The unmanly act of pee-ing down one's leg in order to not make noise while while taking a piss. Usually associated with "Bashful Bladder" syndrome. Why not just sit down? Even more unmanly, I suppose.
"I arose in the middle of the night, bladder full, went into the attached, door-less bathroom and farbled in order to avoid awakening Suzy."
by Whitt March 7, 2007
Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.
Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.
by Whitt March 13, 2007