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Definitions by When You Cant Think Of A Name

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse 

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”

Cooking With Jack 

Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.
E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”

Death By Masturbation 

Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!

Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.

A Black Scottish Cyclops 

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.
Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."

StrangeKidWithHat 

StrangeKidWithHat : Hi Im A Guy

twitteR: oh my god this guy is so cool
Some sort of newgrounds animation made by some guy on newgrounds
steve: i love twitter

Tankmen Fan Number 87: I love the tankman series

steve from minecraft: damn it
ashton is a person who is acutally really cool
lexus: man ashton is kinda epic..
Dog: what kind of person names their kid a car.