Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”
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ashton

ashton is a person who is acutally really cool
lexus: man ashton is kinda epic..
Dog: what kind of person names their kid a car.
by When You Cant Think Of A Name December 18, 2020
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Death By Masturbation

Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!

Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
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StrangeKidWithHat

StrangeKidWithHat : Hi Im A Guy

twitteR: oh my god this guy is so cool
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Tankmen

Some sort of newgrounds animation made by some guy on newgrounds
steve: i love twitter

Tankmen Fan Number 87: I love the tankman series

steve from minecraft: damn it
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Jay: ▪︎

Logan: Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like

Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod's stuck on replay
Replay-ay-ay-ay

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod's stuck on replay

Replay

Remember the first time we met
You was at the mall wit yo friend
I was scared to approach ya
But then you came closer
Hopin' you would give me a chance.
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A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.
Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."
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