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Baka

Fool, sap, chump, moronic, ridiclous.

Origin - The word baka is made up of two kanji - Ba (horse) and Ka (deer). The idea being that if you can't tell a horse from a deer, then you must be BAKA.
Anyone that still thinks George Bush is an honest man is truly BAKA.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
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gag-o-magnifier

The part of the brain connected to the back of the throat that regulates the intensity of a gag reflex. Upon receiving sensory input from the brain, the gag-o-magnifier then calulates the gag factor - taking into account synergistic variables such as alcohol or drug over indulgence, excess pie intake, and outside influences such as a blast of shit.

Gag-o-magnifier is from the Ninja Turtles cartoon.
Riding in the back of Elrod's Pinto across West Texas after a bottle of tequila and some peyote buttoms, the gag-o-magnifier kicked into warp mode and had me hurling like exorcist girl.
by wheaty June 1, 2005
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hungered

Same as hungry. Also see thirstage.
Man, I be so hungered. I could eat thirty of those nasty little White Castle burgers.
by wheaty June 4, 2005
mugGet the hungeredmug.

raz

Jamaican word for ass. Also raz'ol for asshole.
Kiss me raz.

Foop you raz, you and shite be de same ting.
by wheaty July 21, 2005
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imaginary bluetooth

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.
Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.
by wheaty October 1, 2008
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honky dory

Everything is a-ok. Its all good.

Originated by post WW II US Sailors on liberty in Yokosuka, Japan. The strip right outside the main gate to the US Naval Base was called (and still is) Honcho Dori (means book district street in Japanese). Times were wild and there was no better sailor port in the world at the time. This was bastardized to Honky Dory by the sailors and it came to mean if you came from Honky Dory then everything had to be good or 'honky dory'.
a: Do you still have piles in your ass?

b. No, I quit drinking that Budweiser piss and now everything is honky dory.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
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poodle boy

A guy who's a little too much in touch with his fem side. Walks with a sashey and holds his left wrist to his upper chest while gliding forward with his right. Understands house plants and window dressings.
The poodle boy walked thru the mall like he was on the cat walk.
by wheaty June 2, 2005
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