Wheaty's definitions
Obese person of riduculous girth. Not gender specific.
Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.
Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.
by wheaty June 2, 2005

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.
I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!
by wheaty January 2, 2009

by wheaty June 2, 2005

1. To pound mochi rice with a wooden mallet repeatedly until its beaten into a gooey paste. Usually done around new years for the new years feast on the first.
2. To get laid. To pound the poozle. (Hawaiian pidgeon of Japanese immigrant origin)
2. To get laid. To pound the poozle. (Hawaiian pidgeon of Japanese immigrant origin)
1. Hiroshi keeps an old hollowed out stump in the shed to pound the mochi around oshougatsu.
2. Ay boss, my wife stay home today, I go home lunch time and pound some mochi.
2. Ay boss, my wife stay home today, I go home lunch time and pound some mochi.
by wheaty June 22, 2005

by wheaty June 4, 2005

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.
by wheaty December 15, 2008

Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
by wheaty May 8, 2008
