wap your pork

To masterbate (male).

Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's
Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.
by wheaty May 29, 2005
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Deeter

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.
I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!
by wheaty August 31, 2007
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poodle boy

A guy who's a little too much in touch with his fem side. Walks with a sashey and holds his left wrist to his upper chest while gliding forward with his right. Understands house plants and window dressings.
The poodle boy walked thru the mall like he was on the cat walk.
by wheaty May 29, 2005
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Baka

Fool, sap, chump, moronic, ridiclous.

Origin - The word baka is made up of two kanji - Ba (horse) and Ka (deer). The idea being that if you can't tell a horse from a deer, then you must be BAKA.
Anyone that still thinks George Bush is an honest man is truly BAKA.
by wheaty June 08, 2005
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Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 08, 2005
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raz

Jamaican word for ass. Also raz'ol for asshole.
Kiss me raz.

Foop you raz, you and shite be de same ting.
by wheaty July 07, 2005
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mangalize

To make a mess of. To bollocks it up. To unintentionally screw something up - but do it on a grand scale.
She was trying to decorate the cake, but mangalized it beyond repair.
by wheaty August 05, 2005
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