Pulling a Stefan means to go AFK for a long duration without telling anyone. You can use it in practically any situation.
1. Declan: "Where the hell were you?! A squad of 4 just flanked me at the rendezvous point."
Stefan: "I had to go."
Declan: "Oh, so you pulled a Stefan."
2. Declan: "Where the faggot were you Josh?"
Josh: "I was pulling a Stefan."
Declan: "That doesn't really answer my question..."
3. Teacher: "And where were you Yesterday? You missed your English exam."
Jimmy: "I pulled a Stefan."
Stefan: "I had to go."
Declan: "Oh, so you pulled a Stefan."
2. Declan: "Where the faggot were you Josh?"
Josh: "I was pulling a Stefan."
Declan: "That doesn't really answer my question..."
3. Teacher: "And where were you Yesterday? You missed your English exam."
Jimmy: "I pulled a Stefan."
by Wheatboi July 23, 2018
A nerdy phrase and a spin on the old saying airhead, used as an insult or a slight tease at someone's stupidity, and potentially at someone's short fuse as Hydrogen is a key element in the notorious Hydrogen bomb. This insult references the first element on the Periodic Table of Elements, Hydrogen (H).
Person 1: Damn, I failed my test on Nomenclature
Person 2: You're such a Hydrogen Head
Nothing:
Person 1: *rages*
Person 2: You need to cool off you Hydrogen Head
Person 2: You're such a Hydrogen Head
Nothing:
Person 1: *rages*
Person 2: You need to cool off you Hydrogen Head
by Wheatboi March 09, 2019
When you think that your the most talented and valuable person alive because you have high stats in Call of Duty, when in reality no one gives a shit. You frequently call yourself a god and think that you can step on anyone you'd like. In other words, your stuck-up. People like this are generally sweaty tryhards without a life.
1. Brooks: "I AM A GOD! I just won that round of Call of Duty and you didn't do anything."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."
2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."
3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."
2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."
3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."
by Wheatboi July 24, 2018
1. Person 1: "Excuse me sir, what is the time?"
Person 2: "It's half past Grohk."
2. Person 1: "Hey Viktor, when do you have to catch the bus?"
Viktor: "At 10:30 O'Grohk."
3. Person 1: "Grohk flies when your havin' fun."
4. "It is Grohk O'Clock."
Person 2: "It's half past Grohk."
2. Person 1: "Hey Viktor, when do you have to catch the bus?"
Viktor: "At 10:30 O'Grohk."
3. Person 1: "Grohk flies when your havin' fun."
4. "It is Grohk O'Clock."
by Wheatboi July 23, 2018
When you know what the negative outcome of a situation will be, but decide to put yourself at risk instead of avoid it. A move played by someone without a will to live.
1. Josh: "I know water is going to make me throw up, but I'm going to drink it anyways."
*30 minutes later*
Person: "So did you throw up?"
Josh: "Yes."
Person: "Way to pull a Josh."
2. Mark: "I know I'm going to be fired if I ask my faggot b0ss for a raise, but I'm going to do it anyways."
Jimbo: "Stop pulling a josh and get real Mark. You can't do that."
3. Player 1: "I know I have to keep myself hidden from the Nazis, but this a perfect shot. I'm going to pull a Josh and kill this Jerry bastard!"
Tombstone: "Player 1 has been gassed by Mein Führer."
*30 minutes later*
Person: "So did you throw up?"
Josh: "Yes."
Person: "Way to pull a Josh."
2. Mark: "I know I'm going to be fired if I ask my faggot b0ss for a raise, but I'm going to do it anyways."
Jimbo: "Stop pulling a josh and get real Mark. You can't do that."
3. Player 1: "I know I have to keep myself hidden from the Nazis, but this a perfect shot. I'm going to pull a Josh and kill this Jerry bastard!"
Tombstone: "Player 1 has been gassed by Mein Führer."
by Wheatboi July 24, 2018
When you're really pumped up to play a game from your Steam library, but Steam needs to do it's daily updates. Updating Steam can take anywhere form 4 seconds to 15 minutes if you are really unlucky. Some say it takes the Power of the Cosmos to stop this process, but no one can confirm as anyone who tries to stop it vanishes. Lord Gaben orders his FBI agents to capture those who have the intention of breaking the rules of Steam.
1. Micheal: "Where the hell are you? We have a game tournament today and you haven't even started up the game."
Kyle: "Steam keeps giving me this 'Updating Steam' Pop-up. I wonder if I can exit out of it..."
Micheal: "No Kyle! Don't!"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"
2. Person: "Hell yeah! I just bought a bundle of Steam games for a cheap price and let them install overnight. I am now going to play some of the best games on the market."
*Clicks on Steam, Steam Updating*
Person: "Welp."
*Spins revolver*
Kyle: "Steam keeps giving me this 'Updating Steam' Pop-up. I wonder if I can exit out of it..."
Micheal: "No Kyle! Don't!"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"
2. Person: "Hell yeah! I just bought a bundle of Steam games for a cheap price and let them install overnight. I am now going to play some of the best games on the market."
*Clicks on Steam, Steam Updating*
Person: "Welp."
*Spins revolver*
by Wheatboi July 24, 2018
A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.
Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
by Wheatboi February 23, 2019