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When you think that your the most talented and valuable person alive because you have high stats in Call of Duty, when in reality no one gives a shit. You frequently call yourself a god and think that you can step on anyone you'd like. In other words, your stuck-up. People like this are generally sweaty tryhards without a life.
1. Brooks: "I AM A GOD! I just won that round of Call of Duty and you didn't do anything."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."
2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."
3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."
2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."
3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."
by Wheatboi July 24, 2018
Get the Pulling a Brooksmug. A nerdy phrase and a spin on the old saying airhead, used as an insult or a slight tease at someone's stupidity, and potentially at someone's short fuse as Hydrogen is a key element in the notorious Hydrogen bomb. This insult references the first element on the Periodic Table of Elements, Hydrogen (H).
Person 1: Damn, I failed my test on Nomenclature
Person 2: You're such a Hydrogen Head
Nothing:
Person 1: *rages*
Person 2: You need to cool off you Hydrogen Head
Person 2: You're such a Hydrogen Head
Nothing:
Person 1: *rages*
Person 2: You need to cool off you Hydrogen Head
by Wheatboi March 9, 2019
Get the Hydrogen Headmug. Pulling a Stefan means to go AFK for a long duration without telling anyone. You can use it in practically any situation.
1. Declan: "Where the hell were you?! A squad of 4 just flanked me at the rendezvous point."
Stefan: "I had to go."
Declan: "Oh, so you pulled a Stefan."
2. Declan: "Where the faggot were you Josh?"
Josh: "I was pulling a Stefan."
Declan: "That doesn't really answer my question..."
3. Teacher: "And where were you Yesterday? You missed your English exam."
Jimmy: "I pulled a Stefan."
Stefan: "I had to go."
Declan: "Oh, so you pulled a Stefan."
2. Declan: "Where the faggot were you Josh?"
Josh: "I was pulling a Stefan."
Declan: "That doesn't really answer my question..."
3. Teacher: "And where were you Yesterday? You missed your English exam."
Jimmy: "I pulled a Stefan."
by Wheatboi July 23, 2018
Get the Pulling a Stefanmug. When your triggered and rage quit mid-game, then remove and block everyone from your friends list. Its like rage quitting but for the biggest of losers and the ultra mega super gay.
1. Josh: "Yo Declan wanna play some Call of Duty?"
Declan: *Declan has left the party*
Josh: "Oh wow he just pulled a Declan."
2. Person 1: I tried inviting Joe to a game of League of Legends but I couldn't find him on my friends list."
Person 2: "Joe pulled a Declan last night and removed everyone from his friends list."
3. Person 1: "Steve raged when I beat him in a 1v1 yesterday and now I can't invite him to my party. Do you think he is pulling a Declan?"
Person 2: "Totally."
Declan: *Declan has left the party*
Josh: "Oh wow he just pulled a Declan."
2. Person 1: I tried inviting Joe to a game of League of Legends but I couldn't find him on my friends list."
Person 2: "Joe pulled a Declan last night and removed everyone from his friends list."
3. Person 1: "Steve raged when I beat him in a 1v1 yesterday and now I can't invite him to my party. Do you think he is pulling a Declan?"
Person 2: "Totally."
by Wheatboi July 24, 2018
Get the Pulling a Declanmug. 1. Person 1: "Excuse me sir, what is the time?"
Person 2: "It's half past Grohk."
2. Person 1: "Hey Viktor, when do you have to catch the bus?"
Viktor: "At 10:30 O'Grohk."
3. Person 1: "Grohk flies when your havin' fun."
4. "It is Grohk O'Clock."
Person 2: "It's half past Grohk."
2. Person 1: "Hey Viktor, when do you have to catch the bus?"
Viktor: "At 10:30 O'Grohk."
3. Person 1: "Grohk flies when your havin' fun."
4. "It is Grohk O'Clock."
by Wheatboi July 23, 2018
Get the Grohk O'Clockmug. A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.
Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
by Wheatboi February 23, 2019
Get the Cringling for a Pringlingmug. When you know what the negative outcome of a situation will be, but decide to put yourself at risk instead of avoid it. A move played by someone without a will to live.
1. Josh: "I know water is going to make me throw up, but I'm going to drink it anyways."
*30 minutes later*
Person: "So did you throw up?"
Josh: "Yes."
Person: "Way to pull a Josh."
2. Mark: "I know I'm going to be fired if I ask my faggot b0ss for a raise, but I'm going to do it anyways."
Jimbo: "Stop pulling a josh and get real Mark. You can't do that."
3. Player 1: "I know I have to keep myself hidden from the Nazis, but this a perfect shot. I'm going to pull a Josh and kill this Jerry bastard!"
Tombstone: "Player 1 has been gassed by Mein Führer."
*30 minutes later*
Person: "So did you throw up?"
Josh: "Yes."
Person: "Way to pull a Josh."
2. Mark: "I know I'm going to be fired if I ask my faggot b0ss for a raise, but I'm going to do it anyways."
Jimbo: "Stop pulling a josh and get real Mark. You can't do that."
3. Player 1: "I know I have to keep myself hidden from the Nazis, but this a perfect shot. I'm going to pull a Josh and kill this Jerry bastard!"
Tombstone: "Player 1 has been gassed by Mein Führer."
by Wheatboi July 24, 2018
Get the Pulling a Joshmug.