cyberathlete

An oxymoron to no end. An athlete is one who participates in a physical sport.

Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.
Get off of your fucking ass and stop trying to use excuses to call yourself an athlete.
by whatever August 22, 2003
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masturbaters

one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.
-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"

-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."

-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
by Whatever April 06, 2005
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cassette

Formerly the most popular way of copying audio. Was considered a hazard by the record industry in the 1980's who had a big advertising campaign that said "Home Taping Is Killing Music" Nobody listened and continued buying blank tape. Now replaced by the easier to use CD-R.
by Whatever April 08, 2003
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Not bad for a public school. Until someone had the great idea of sticking their finger up someone else's poo hole
pat and tavrell went to brecksville broadview heights high school
by whatever April 22, 2005
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blowjob

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.
"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"
by whatever March 07, 2005
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nerd

A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.
neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.
by Whatever April 06, 2005
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Lite-On

Tiwanese makers of the greatest CD-RW drives in the world. Highly reccomended by computer gamers, hackers and CD-R traders for their high quality, speed and super fast burning on all kinds of CD-R media. Usually sells for less than other Plextor, TDK, HP and Sony burners.
This Lite-On 52X burned a whole 70 minute CD-R in two minutes, thirty-five seconds!
by Whatever April 08, 2003
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