Whatever's definitions

V4L

V4L means Virgin for life. also a sign you can make with your hands. put up to fingers to represent a v as in virgin. then put up 4 fingers to represent a 4 or for. then put your index finger and thumb to make an L for life

-dude:"V4L man.."*also with hand sign*

-d00d: man fuck you

by Whatever April 6, 2005

eurofag

A male who dresses stylishly in typical young European style (e.g. too-tight shirt, complicated shoes, rarely wears jeans or sneakers). May be an actual European, but usually an American poseur. See metrosexual

Before "Queer Eye" we called metrosexuals eurofags

by whatever February 2, 2005

Moyerism

1. A statement void of all logic and reason with no intention to change whatsoever. To create a Moyerism, one must fail to see reason or rationale of any kind and/or additionally rail against fact as truth.

2. A truth held self-evident, but is either circular in logic, or absolutely unreasonable.

3. A positively false statement, made with a stubborn refusal to change without explanation. Alternatively, a messiah complex of some sort.

1. These people judge based on their Moyerisms, and refuse to see reason no matter how blatent.

2.(as a reply to a statement) That is a Moyerism.

by whatever February 6, 2005

albite

In your face or bring it on

Albite me you old goon.

by whatever May 13, 2005

mega almy

talking about shit that nobody cares about in a loud and obnoxious manner while wearing pastels.

There were so many hot women at the party until mega almy showed up.

by whatever April 23, 2004

Subscriptions

Many issues, too numerous to count. In other words, not worth dealing with.

That bitch doesn't have issues, she's got subscriptions.

by Whatever June 4, 2004

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004