Whatever's definitions

nerd

A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.

neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.

by Whatever October 15, 2006

CD-R

The most popular means of copying music, games, graphics, programs and digital information in the modern computer age. Now more popular than cassettes.

At Best Buy they are selling Memorex CD-R's for $4.99 after a $10 rebate!

by Whatever April 8, 2003

blowjob

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.

"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"

by whatever March 6, 2005

lothario

a womanizer

by whatever April 12, 2003

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004

V4L

V4L means Virgin for life. also a sign you can make with your hands. put up to fingers to represent a v as in virgin. then put up 4 fingers to represent a 4 or for. then put your index finger and thumb to make an L for life

-dude:"V4L man.."*also with hand sign*

-d00d: man fuck you

by Whatever April 6, 2005

eurofag

A male who dresses stylishly in typical young European style (e.g. too-tight shirt, complicated shoes, rarely wears jeans or sneakers). May be an actual European, but usually an American poseur. See metrosexual

Before "Queer Eye" we called metrosexuals eurofags

by whatever February 2, 2005