Whatever's definitions

the pill

1: An oral contraceptive in pill form, designed to be taken every 24 hours. Designed as a contraceptive only, with no STD-preventative properties. Suppresses hormones in such a way as to render the woman taking them temporarily infertile. Ortho Tricyclen and Ortho Cyclen are among the different kinds available.
2: Proof that there is a Deity, and that It loves us all.

Thanks be for the Pill... the salvation of humanity!

by whatever May 7, 2003

Product Activation

Product Activation is supposed to prevent piracy and freinds from copying or borrowing software, but it's an annoying and completly worthless feature of Windows XP, TurboTax, Norton Anti-Virus and many other programs and games that forces users to call the company and register to be able to run it after you install it.

If you change hardware (such as a video card or hard drive) on a Windows XP computer many times, XP will force you to call Microsoft to register the OS again. It also unfairly forces users to buy 2 or more copies for each computer you own. The best thing is complain to the company and tell them you will not buy thier products anymore. Dont support companies that force product activation.

I couldnt run TurboTax this weekend because I had to call an 1-800 number for Product Activation - and the office was closed until monday morning!

by Whatever April 15, 2005

Shaquishanaenae

The most ghetto name you can possibly name your child. PLEASE DON'T EVER NAME YOUR CHILD SHAQUISHANAENAE!!!!

Girl: You know Shaquishanaenae?
Girl 2: Yea, shes in my phones contacts as "S". Don't know how to spell her name though.

by Whatever May 5, 2015

gimpy

1.)a guy with small dick(cock)
2.)a person who walks with a limp

by whatever April 4, 2003

ugh

A term often used by overweight males. It means: "I wish I had someone (and/or something) to scratch my ass (and/or balls) right now"

Husband Bill: "Ugh..."

Wife Marry: "Ok dear Ill be right there"

by Whatever October 21, 2006

global cooling

er..no, AYB, we ARE in one right now, except that our pollution has only delayed its effects.

by whatever August 25, 2003

K-Mart

A once powerful mass merchandiser that was brought to its knees by Wal-Mart and Target - now is in bankrupcy. Used to be a fairly good store in the 70's and 80's but the corporation never updated stores or merchandise. Prices were high, employees were always jerks and the quality of K-Mart clothing was and still is horrible.

"K-Mart Sucks, Ray"

by Whatever April 8, 2003