Whatever's definitions

blowjob

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.

"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"

by whatever March 6, 2005

cyberathlete

An oxymoron to no end. An athlete is one who participates in a physical sport.

Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.

Get off of your fucking ass and stop trying to use excuses to call yourself an athlete.

by whatever August 22, 2003

crandle

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

by whatever September 8, 2003

the pill

1: An oral contraceptive in pill form, designed to be taken every 24 hours. Designed as a contraceptive only, with no STD-preventative properties. Suppresses hormones in such a way as to render the woman taking them temporarily infertile. Ortho Tricyclen and Ortho Cyclen are among the different kinds available.
2: Proof that there is a Deity, and that It loves us all.

Thanks be for the Pill... the salvation of humanity!

by whatever May 7, 2003

nerd

A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.

neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.

by Whatever October 15, 2006

constantine maroulis

The hottest guy in the world, very talented singer on American Idol.

Constantine is a sexy beast!

by whatever April 20, 2005

gay marriage

I cannot belive all the assholes who say that gays marrying is wrong. Im not gay Im straight but i belive that gays should have every single right everyone else has. I mean america is supposed to be some great free country and look whats happening all over again. Discrimation against anyone for anything is wrong. Being against gay marrige would be like how america has discriminated against people so many times before and here we are in our day and age still doing it. Just because gay isnt a race or gender doesnt mean they can have their rights taken away.

sick bastards how could you be so cruel..

by Whatever April 6, 2005