Definitions by Whatever

Shizzle my nizzle 

recently been in the news...something to do with some courtcase

Shizzle my nizzle by whatever July 25, 2003

the pill 

1: An oral contraceptive in pill form, designed to be taken every 24 hours. Designed as a contraceptive only, with no STD-preventative properties. Suppresses hormones in such a way as to render the woman taking them temporarily infertile. Ortho Tricyclen and Ortho Cyclen are among the different kinds available.
2: Proof that there is a Deity, and that It loves us all.

Thanks be for the Pill... the salvation of humanity!

the pill by whatever May 7, 2003

lothario

a womanizer

lothario by whatever April 12, 2003

CD-R

The most popular means of copying music, games, graphics, programs and digital information in the modern computer age. Now more popular than cassettes.

At Best Buy they are selling Memorex CD-R's for $4.99 after a $10 rebate!

CD-R by Whatever April 8, 2003

Kazza 

The most popular file sharing program on the internet after Napster folded 2 years ago. Used to download Mp3's, Pictures, Movies, Games and Programs.

Kazza-lite is better than Kazza because it has no adware or spyware.

Kazza by Whatever April 8, 2003

cassette 

Formerly the most popular way of copying audio. Was considered a hazard by the record industry in the 1980's who had a big advertising campaign that said "Home Taping Is Killing Music" Nobody listened and continued buying blank tape. Now replaced by the easier to use CD-R.

cassette by Whatever April 8, 2003

K-Mart 

A once powerful mass merchandiser that was brought to its knees by Wal-Mart and Target - now is in bankrupcy. Used to be a fairly good store in the 70's and 80's but the corporation never updated stores or merchandise. Prices were high, employees were always jerks and the quality of K-Mart clothing was and still is horrible.

"K-Mart Sucks, Ray"

K-Mart by Whatever April 8, 2003