Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
by What’s up! November 27, 2024
Tushie (Two she), Squooshy (Skwu-she), and Gushy (goo she) is an endearing term used for those who received spunk in their ass and now said spunk is leaking out of their asshole. Equally used between gay men and women who enjoy anal sex. The term is a loving way of saying, "I enjoy your cum shot in my rectum."
Person 1 - I love you, Bruce!
Person 2 - I love my Tushie Squooshy Gushy, John.
(They then kiss with tongue)
Daughter - I love Jamal! He gives me the Tushie Squooshy Gushy all the time!
Mom - If only I could have been so lucky instead of you being conceived.
Person 2 - I love my Tushie Squooshy Gushy, John.
(They then kiss with tongue)
Daughter - I love Jamal! He gives me the Tushie Squooshy Gushy all the time!
Mom - If only I could have been so lucky instead of you being conceived.
by What’s up! December 04, 2024
A jiggle maid is a men's bathroom attendant generally found at high-end establishments. They are responsible for attending to male guests' restroom needs. Jiggling is performed when a few drops of urine have not found their way out of your penis. A Jiggle maid jiggles those last drops of urine out for you.
by What’s up! November 22, 2024
A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!
Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!
by What’s up! November 21, 2024
Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.
Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.
Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus
Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus
by What’s up! November 22, 2024
Spadripple - /spa/ dripəl - This is when your girlfriend or boyfriend has spunk on their chin or corner of their mouth after oral sex. They do not generally notice this. The term "Spadripple" is uttered by the giver of spunk, alerting the receiver of spunk to wipe their mouth area.
My girlfriend had my cum on her chin when she introduced me to her parents. How embarrassing it would have been just to say, "There is cum on your chin, honey"! I said "spadripple," and tactfully, it did the trick!
My old lady came home late last night! The bitch had spadribble around her mouth!
My old lady came home late last night! The bitch had spadribble around her mouth!
by What’s up! November 22, 2024
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by What’s up! February 15, 2023