commie

Anybody who has ideals that are similar to that of the communists.

Beaver: Gee wally, that Eddie sure is a commie douche-bag.
Wally: Yeah, I guess you're right Beav.

by Wesley Durrance July 22, 2005

psychic vampire

A made up mythical creature just like Centaurs and Leprechauns. Probably stemming from modern-day culture's obsession with vampires.

Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.

by Wesley Durrance October 10, 2005

fagaccini

A gay or metrosexual person from Italy.

Milan is full of fagaccinis.

by Wesley Durrance August 22, 2005

Thou

Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.

Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!

by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005

daemon

A word used when imitating an Irish-Catholic school teacher priest dude. If you pronounce it as "day-mon" with a faked Irish accent while talking really loudly, it works pretty well.

Possible uses:
What be this daemon-ry?!
Out, daemon child!!
Daemon be gone, Satan has no presence here!!

by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005

d20

A 20 sided die used in many games in the "Dungeons & Dragons" series of tabletop role-playing board games.

Carl: Say Falacorn, let's break out the d20 and set us up a game of *gasp* DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.
Joe: Indeed Yeldor, but I call dungeon master!
*slap fight ensues*

by Wesley Durrance July 22, 2005

forthwith

Something you shout out after saying something to emphasize it. Usually meant to be funny.

Fred: Hand me the nachos Steve.
Steve: You get 'em, they're like two feet away from you.
Fred: FORTHWITH!

by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005