Fred: Hand me the nachos Steve.
Steve: You get 'em, they're like two feet away from you.
Fred: FORTHWITH!
Steve: You get 'em, they're like two feet away from you.
Fred: FORTHWITH!
by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

Jerry: Tom, you're such a fayg.
Tom: Oh yeah? You're the biggest fayg this side of the fayg valley you fayg faygin gay fayg guy. Fayg.
Tom: Oh yeah? You're the biggest fayg this side of the fayg valley you fayg faygin gay fayg guy. Fayg.
by Wesley Durrance September 17, 2005

Someone who wears clothes from "Dixie Outfitters", has Confederate Battle Flags on everything and generally destroys our heritage.
by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005

by Wesley Durrance September 06, 2005

A made up mythical creature just like Centaurs and Leprechauns. Probably stemming from modern-day culture's obsession with vampires.
Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
by Wesley Durrance October 09, 2005

A person of the hindu religion, also a term used for somebody who doesn't want to kill an animal for some unknown reason. Hindu can be interchangeable for hippie if you feel like making fun of a vegetarian.
Billy: But I don't want to kill the deer, dad!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!
by Wesley Durrance September 16, 2005

by Wesley Durrance August 13, 2005
