hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

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harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

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throat dumpling

A big wad of snot, saliva, and other crud coughed or hacked up from one's throat/lungs. It is is typically spat onto the ground. The throat dumpling can be swallowed, but it is not recommended.

I just coughed up a big yellow throat dumpling and spit it onto the sidewalk.

by WesNile January 15, 2008

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slut gut

The gut you often see sticking out from under a crop shirt worn by an overweight, filthy whore. It is often accompanied by an overly tacky belly button piercing.

Dude, check out that cum-guzzling whore standing in line over there, her slut gut is HUGE!

by WesNile November 04, 2007

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MTSU

1. Middle Tennessee State University. A mediocre at best 4 year university in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

2. Many Teeth Stacked Up. Used to describe a redneck or piece of trash that has crooked, fucked up teeth.

MTSU is the biggest excuse for a college ever!

Look at that redneck bitch, she got MTSU!!!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

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