Wes's definitions

ain't no Rudi

What one says to girls who think they are hot, but are ugly. In reference to the hot news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar on CNN, and used as a comparison of the two.

Girl get yo skank ass back from me, you ain't no Rudi!

by wes July 11, 2004

muscle car

A car worthy of being called and not just a little piece of shit that was wound up at the fact 7-8 million times before being released into the American Market.

Muscle Car: 5.7L --- Sounds nice, is nice, is fast, bye bye rice.

Riceburner: 1.6L --- sounds like shit, is shit, is slow, shit i lost.

by Wes August 5, 2003

piece

A word to describe the current place you are residing in; usually implemented when departing.

"Yo Tedo, I'm out of this piece. Holla"

by Wes June 20, 2003

kung fu

Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu

Wes: I know kung fu, wing chun, choy li fut, and Hung fut = D

by Wes September 5, 2003

Geoshitties

Stupid fucking website hosting place with stupid ugly crap.

Fuck Geoshitties!

by Wes September 6, 2003

eyejob

To "skeet skeet" into ones eyes.

My girlfriend wanted a hot eyejob, so 'eye' gave one to her!

by Wes January 25, 2005

chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

by wes July 11, 2004