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Teens who believe everything that MTV tells them to be gospel, and waste their parents' hard-earned money on flimsy band t-shirts, box-framed glasses and other pre-packaged merchandise courtesy of their local Hot Topic store. Not to mention the CD's containing the emo music, which is a waste of money in itself, because by the time these kids are 23 none of it will even matter.
Bands such as Dashboard Confessional have no reason to cry, because you idiots make them rich.

You don't have to listen to shitty music and wear stupid clothes just to be different. We are all different, and a "crowd" is an abstract idea, not a real thing. It's you who label yourself, not other people. Don't spend money and time chasing uniqueness; you were born with it.

Aww hell, nobody listens to Wes. Screw it. Waste your money.
by Wes July 27, 2004
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Framastat: Any or all pieces of a contraption of any type that you do not know what it really is.
Hey dad, what's that next to the spark plug? That would be the framastat little Billy.
by Wes August 11, 2004
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the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth
my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth
by Wes May 1, 2005
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Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu
Wes: I know kung fu, wing chun, choy li fut, and Hung fut = D
by Wes September 6, 2003
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not dank, a lesser quality of nug. Usually smells of hay
hey you got any chronic

ya.

that shit aint dank thats just some beaster
by Wes March 8, 2005
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distracted, preoccupied, generally out-of-it, not lucid
After remaining awake for 36 hours straight to cover an extra shift in the ER, the flavored young doctor crashed on the break room couch.
by Wes October 26, 2003
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