Definitions by Welch's gummies
heart squencher
When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.
heart squencher by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
X'ing
When you go up to the class teacher with your homie and cross cross cum into her asshole on live television. Afterwards you get a midget to clean the mess up with a nun's garments.
X'ing by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
striped-bobbler
A bisexual chick that happens to also be biracial. She gives you head and you cum so hard that she chokes. You use the body as a punching bag and occasionally a desk piece to hold little nick nacks and such
Yo that girl looks like a real striped-bobbler . I bet Timmy big toe can get in on some of that action.
striped-bobbler by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
bulbing the tractor
When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.
bulbing the tractor by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
tapping the toilet
When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.
tapping the toilet by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
bunter clap
When you shove a baseball bat so far up a female's asshole that you hit the uvula. The baseball bat is usually metal because it is nice and cold.
bunter clap by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
slacking jim
When you only do two strokes and the cumshot dribbles out your dick like patheticly. Usually and embarrassing moment for all
slacking jim by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017