Welch's gummies's definitions

tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

flunker fans

When you spit on your penis then cumshot in a fan. You have to catch the cumshot in your mouth off the bank. If failed to do so you have to stick a toothpick down the mouth of your penis

Later tonight Ima play a game of flunker fans.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.

Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.

Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

X'ing

When you go up to the class teacher with your homie and cross cross cum into her asshole on live television. Afterwards you get a midget to clean the mess up with a nun's garments.

Yo wanna x'ing ms dindo. She has a pot of perky tits.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

heart squencher

When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.

Don't tell anybody about that heart squencher I gave you last night

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

bunter clap

When you shove a baseball bat so far up a female's asshole that you hit the uvula. The baseball bat is usually metal because it is nice and cold.

Grace got the bunter clap last night, I washed my hands 12 times.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017