Webster's definitions

chortle

to gag as if something was hitting the back of your throat

Snoop chortled as he inhaled the large wiener.

by webster October 3, 2003

cootifying

the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out

after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying

by webster February 1, 2004

toby konno

1. - straight bad ass.

"Wow, he could "toby konno" if he gets gold in every event for the fourth time in a row"!

by Webster December 3, 2004

micropenis

A penis shorter then .75 inches

Onilink9000

by Webster July 4, 2003

zero hour

When a countdown is scheduled to end. Alternatively, a deadline.

From Elton John's "Rocket Man"

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero Hour, 9 A.M.
And I'm gonna be high...
As a kite by then.

by Webster October 6, 2003

vortex

derrogatory name for the asshole, known by few.

Mark DePippo bent over with his pants down and I could see straight down his vortex.

by Webster January 3, 2005

L2L

clan of crazy gangstas =X

u n00b.. thats L2L. n0ble is now gonna prolly shoot u in yer leg

by Webster April 16, 2006