Webster's definitions

chortle

to gag as if something was hitting the back of your throat

Snoop chortled as he inhaled the large wiener.

by webster October 3, 2003

micropenis

A penis shorter then .75 inches

Onilink9000

by Webster July 4, 2003

cause-heads

Individuals who take an issue and stick with it or protest it for about a week; a mob of liberal environmentalists concerned about everything but doing little about it

As you walked around the anti-globalization protest, you could hear the animal rights cause-heads chanting "Save the whales!"

by Webster September 30, 2004

zero hour

When a countdown is scheduled to end. Alternatively, a deadline.

From Elton John's "Rocket Man"

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero Hour, 9 A.M.
And I'm gonna be high...
As a kite by then.

by Webster October 6, 2003

vortex

derrogatory name for the asshole, known by few.

Mark DePippo bent over with his pants down and I could see straight down his vortex.

by Webster January 3, 2005

Nutzo

(adj.) something or someone that goes beyond crazy.

Nutso

"my cat goes nutzo around laser pointers."

by Webster September 29, 2004

Hot Stuff

One who is attractive and cool. Similar to Bad Mother Fucker, Shiznit, and Bad Ass. A person who is respected by peers and always keeps things Fresh.

Yo Hot Stuff how you doin'?!

by Webster March 29, 2003