Webster's definitions

gold digger

When your girl or wife spends the money you make and saves all of hers for herself.

What is your is ours and what is mine is mine.

You make $1000 the bills are $1000 and your whole check is spent on the bills. She makes $300 and she keeps $300 to spend how she wants too.

by Webster June 10, 2003

Stains

A crazy, completely out of control bad mother fucker. One who pushes the limits while still fooling authoritary figures that he is still a saint. Stives to be like Prateek.

Stains is one bad mother fucker!

by Webster April 8, 2003

nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.

We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.

by Webster April 20, 2004

Freedom Fries

Words for eat this and don't try to back talk the USA. Used by the idiocy of america, a republican who wants to move the sheep of America into Isolation and Stupidity. A cracker who wants to share fries.

Would you like to eat my small fries. No, I would like you to poison yourself. Join the military, you'll enjoy a good forgetful death.

by Webster May 9, 2003

attention whore

Some stupid ugly 14 year old bitch online who thinks people want to hear about her insignificant problems.

Unfortunately, most guys will give in to attention whores in hopes of sexing her.

by Webster March 6, 2004

sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.

by Webster June 25, 2004

turd burgler

Illogical term. Excrement or fudge burgler would be more appropriate.

You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.

by webster September 18, 2004