hallway sex

when passing your wife in the hallway and you both utter "fuck you". Not as pleasurable as most other forms of sex.

"Fuck you" she said, "Fuck you" he said.

by Webster October 15, 2003

green lantern

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by Webster April 01, 2003

scaredy

Adj. Describing someone who is afraid.

You're a scaredy cat.

by Webster September 02, 2003

Blast Off

Having to take a mighty shit in someone else's toilet in there house, and hoping they don't smell it before you leave.

"After that cup of coffee, I need to blast off in Danya's shitter!"

by Webster April 01, 2003

Mech312

Used to describe an uneducated and idiotic man, usually of the homosexual kind.

Dude, your Mech312.
I just pulled a Mech312!!

by Webster July 29, 2003

Psychotron

A Psychotic robot built for war. The key to battle ready troops and a sure victory.

by Webster April 09, 2003

Goofwad

A dumb ass that doesn't have a clue and iritates the shit out of you.

Tell that goofwad to leave me alone while I'm on the phone!

by Webster January 27, 2004