Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

pubic tourist

A person who doesn't like to perform oral sex, but has been persuaded by their partner.

Go on, Sarah, you're such a pubic tourist. You don't have to swallow.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

cocktastic

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.

He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003