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HOB

a beer or brewski, a lager, a draft.
Last night after work, the boys and I went out and consumed a few hobs.
by weave August 25, 2003
mugGet the HOBmug.

DIRT SLEEVE

My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!
by weave November 10, 2003
mugGet the DIRT SLEEVEmug.

MATTRESS MUNCHER

a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
by weave September 7, 2003
mugGet the MATTRESS MUNCHERmug.

it's all academic

all but over; the outcome is a given or certainty; a done deal
After Tyson's uppercut to his adversary, it was all academic!
by weave March 19, 2003
mugGet the it's all academicmug.

cop dome

to receive oral from a female, (or if you're a swashbuckler), a male.
Last night I copped some dome from Debbie. The freakin' wench buffed my helmet so good that she drained my testicles of all its baby gravy!
by weave October 25, 2003
mugGet the cop domemug.

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.
I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'
by weave August 10, 2003
mugGet the THE B.J.L.D. LOOKmug.

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