Cousin

a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.
Hey, cousin! You're nothin' more than a nickel-dickin' sidewinder!
by weave July 16, 2003
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One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.
Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!
by weave March 24, 2003
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STAIN THE PORCELAIN

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!
by weave March 26, 2003
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Cobble-Lobber

a beer, a brewsky, a brewhaha or brewha
This is a term that originated in a juggernaut of a regional northeastern supermarket chain and is used to this day by its key management staff and underlings alike!
After work, me and the boys hit the local watering hole and sucked down a few cobble-lobbers!
by weave July 15, 2003
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THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.
I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'
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SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.
by weave August 25, 2003
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herb / herbed

to chicken out or back down, as from intimidation or fear; to display cowardice
Don't let him herb you!
You just got herbed by that nigga!
by weave March 18, 2003
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