My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!
by weave March 28, 2003
the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."
Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.
by weave September 18, 2003
use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 25, 2003
a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.
by weave September 20, 2003
Last night I copped some dome from Debbie. The freakin' wench buffed my helmet so good that she drained my testicles of all its baby gravy!
by weave October 25, 2003
an unflattering condition a man experiences with old age -- shriveling and subsequent shrinkage of his schwantz.
by weave September 18, 2003
by weave March 24, 2003