Weave's definitions

bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.

Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!

by weave March 24, 2003

SMELLFUNGUS

a person who bitches, pisses and moans, and gripes about absolutely everything.

My wife was the quintessential smellfungus. No matter what I did or said, nothing was good enough. She was on me like a June bug on a porch light.

by weave September 22, 2003

tizzun

a racially offensive term for a black person. NOTE: this is another word with hundreds of spellings, or should I say misspellings. This is the ONLY correct spelling...take heed!

Please refrain from using the term "tizzun," and other racially insensitive epithets.

by weave March 18, 2003

ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.

Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!

by weave August 10, 2003

frenigon

a word given to an item or gadget when one does not know the right term, or has forgotten its actual name.

Could you hand me the..uh...frenigon over there? Place this term in the frenigon file

by weave March 16, 2003

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by weave March 24, 2003

peels

fellatio; when a female polishes the pork sword or buffs the helmet with her tongue; to shine the mushroom cap with feminine slurping action. As Mr. Food would say, "Ooh, it's so good!"

Man, did I ever get peeled this morning upon awakening. Fuck breakfast!
Excuse me, biatch, would you give me peels?
That ho gives great peels!

by weave March 21, 2003