Definitions by Weave

CALLIMAMMAPYGIAN 

A grandiose adjective used to describe when a woman possesses both the finest tits and ass known to mankind.

Callipygous (KAL-uh-PYE-gus), or its linguistic cousin, Callipygian (KAL-uh-PIJ-ee-in), describe a well-shaped, beautiful ass. Callicolpian (KAL-ih-KOHL-pee-in) is an adjective meaning, "beautiful tits." When you amalgamate the three, you come up with the unbeatable feminine combination of Callimammapygian.

There is nothing more fulfilling than a callimammapygian goddess gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Would ya concur?

CALLIMAMMAPYGIAN by weave August 27, 2003

HOB 

a beer or brewski, a lager, a draft.

Last night after work, the boys and I went out and consumed a few hobs.

HOB by weave August 25, 2003

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER 

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER by weave August 25, 2003

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE by weave August 25, 2003

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE by weave August 25, 2003

PULL THE TRAIN (OR CHOO-CHOO) 

(Of a woman): to fuck or blow several men one after the other.

After the bitch got drunk, she took several men outside behind the bar and, man oh man, did she ever pull the train that night.

PULL THE TRAIN (OR CHOO-CHOO) by weave August 25, 2003

MAVRO 

a racially disparaging and insensitive Greek word for African American. Mad props to CJ for this contribution.

Typically, Italian-Americans loathe mavros.

MAVRO by weave August 25, 2003