Definitions by Weave
IT'S ALL / EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE
means that the world is in the eye of the beholder; it all depends on how you look at things; all people look at things from a different perspective and have differing opinions or views about someone, something, etc.
Everything is quantifiable in terms of individual perception.
Everything is quantifiable in terms of individual perception.
To him, the new house is beautiful and grandiose in appearance; to me, it's ugly and pretentious. It's all relative, then, isn't it?
You think you're poor? Then take a look at the skid row bums living in the sewers downtown. Everything is relative.
You think you're poor? Then take a look at the skid row bums living in the sewers downtown. Everything is relative.
IT'S ALL / EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE by weave September 14, 2003
NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER
a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003
BREEZY ACRES
after vigorously pumping your ol' lady while on top of her, the oxygen in the room gets funneled up between your butt cheeks and suctioned within. After the deed is done, you lay on your back beside her and begin to flatulate incessantly. This condition is called a "pof," or post-orgasmic fart.
After riding roughshod all over her tail last night, I was suddenly afflicted with an overwhelming bout of breezy acres, or post-ejaculatory flatulations.
BREEZY ACRES by weave September 7, 2003
Punked/Punked Down
to display fear, cowardice, trepidation, and a yellow stripe that starts at the base of your shoulder blade and beelines straight down toward your spine, when you're confronted by an aggressive and intimidating person who calls you out. To run in the opposite direction with your tail between your legs when aggressively confronted.
The ghetto hamster confronted Lee in the dark alley and demanded his wallet and all of its contents. Lee's knees began to quiver, accompanied by a sudden backdoor gush in his skivvies. Lee definitely punked down to the mulignan that day.
Punked/Punked Down by weave September 7, 2003
MATTRESS MUNCHER
a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
MATTRESS MUNCHER by weave September 7, 2003
VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE
a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.
VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE by weave September 7, 2003
CURPLE
If the new product "The Butt Toner" claims to reshape the hips, thighs, and curple, his ol' lady better jump on the bandwagon now. Christ, she's got a curple so big, that if she had to haul that fat ass of hers, she'd have to make two trips!