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FOLLICALLY-CHALLENGED

bald; variant spelling and pronunciation of "follicularly challenged," only this spelling and pronunciation looks and sounds better.
The follically-challenged look on today's men is quite widespread, and aesthetically appealing to the fairer sex.
by weave August 22, 2003
mugGet the FOLLICALLY-CHALLENGEDmug.

SHIT BLASTER

Wow! That chick has the nicest shit blaster I've seen in a while.
by weave March 27, 2003
mugGet the SHIT BLASTERmug.
When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.
by weave March 24, 2003
mugGet the foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night staymug.

PODOBROMHIDROSIS

a malodorous condition of one's feet, accompanied by a cheesy / vinegary smell.
I was afflicted with such a whopping bout of podobromhidrosis that my feet smelled more rancid than the exotic cheese section at my local deli.
by weave September 20, 2003
mugGet the PODOBROMHIDROSISmug.

sausage wallet

the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.
The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.
by weave March 26, 2003
mugGet the sausage walletmug.

courteous fart

A courteous fart is one that is loudly audible but leaves absolutely no smell.
Jon let loose this massive courteous fart. Weird thing is, there was no smell!
by Weave November 22, 2004
mugGet the courteous fartmug.

IT'S ALL / EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE

means that the world is in the eye of the beholder; it all depends on how you look at things; all people look at things from a different perspective and have differing opinions or views about someone, something, etc.
Everything is quantifiable in terms of individual perception.
To him, the new house is beautiful and grandiose in appearance; to me, it's ugly and pretentious. It's all relative, then, isn't it?
You think you're poor? Then take a look at the skid row bums living in the sewers downtown. Everything is relative.
by weave September 14, 2003
mugGet the IT'S ALL / EVERYTHING'S RELATIVEmug.

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