flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).
He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!
by weave March 19, 2003
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slimy hatchet wound

the vagina
The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.
by weave April 02, 2003
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mohair knickers

describes quite the pelt, a very hairy vagina.
Tell her to groom the mohair knickers;
looks like she's ready to sprout cucumbers and tomatoes outta that thing!
by weave March 19, 2003
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ass clown

an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.
Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!
by weave March 19, 2003
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DARG

a day's work
In order to make an honest day's pay, you have to put in an honest darg.
by weave September 22, 2003
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SNICKER LICKER

a white chick who'll only do black dudes. (ALSO CALLED...MUD SHARK, COAL BURNER, FENCE JUMPER, CHOCOLATE DIPPER.")
I thought she preferred white meat, but it seems she now only sips chocolate milk. She has turned into quite the little 'snicker licker.'
by weave October 07, 2003
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A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
by weave January 28, 2007
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