exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.
by weave July 24, 2003
When his mother cleaned his room and opened his closet, she discovered an 'Inflatable Suzie Blow Up Doll.' Upon being questioned, he fessed up and admitted that this was his paracoita.
by weave September 18, 2003
the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
by weave March 28, 2003
My girlfriend was so flat, that her breasts look like two fried eggs on a wall. Shortly after her breast augmentation, she transformed into a hypermammiferous harlot!
by weave September 28, 2003
by weave September 22, 2003
-a racially offensive term for a black person (from Italian melanzana, which is an eggplant.)NOTE: there are hundreds of phonetic spellings out there; however, this is the ONLY correct Italian spelling of this word.
by weave March 19, 2003
to be suffering from the Aztec Two Step;
afflicted with the "Green Apple Splatters," to have the 'shits,' or diarrhea.
afflicted with the "Green Apple Splatters," to have the 'shits,' or diarrhea.
I had to cancel my big date with Mary Jane Rottencrotch, due to the fact that I had been lasking all day. It was so bad, that it seemed like my ass was pissing through the eye of a needle.
by weave September 20, 2003