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briskets

Look at the briskets on Pamela, wow!!!
by weave March 21, 2003
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PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!
by weave October 7, 2003
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poontang pie

the vagina
As you are all cognizant of, there are many slices of pie from which to choose...apple pie, coconut custard pie, Boston Creme pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie, but nothing is better than a nice succulent slice of the ol'
poontang pie!!!
by weave March 20, 2003
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TRIORCHID

a man who has three nuggets in his bean bag; a man with 3 testicles.
My uncle had three times the reproductive powers of any man I know. The sumbitch had three prairie oysters in his nugget pouch!
by weave September 15, 2003
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MAVRO

a racially disparaging and insensitive Greek word for African American. Mad props to CJ for this contribution.
Typically, Italian-Americans loathe mavros.
by weave August 25, 2003
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LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 25, 2003
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SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.
by weave August 25, 2003
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