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Jesus Wayne, it's about time we entered!

by Wayne May 01, 2004

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Townie

Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.

If there's one denomination of people I can't stand in this world, it's the townies.

by Wayne February 17, 2004

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Brellpoop

The act of anal sex with a woman whilst she smokes a pipe and holds an umbrella over her steed.

I would love to brellpoop her!
let me brellpoop you.

by wayne February 08, 2004

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Infestoid

A Saliva dripping moist-toid who get lubricated by the Lake Demon.

The Infestoid is very easily molested, especially by Hopps.

OH DEAR GOD IT's THE INFESTOID!!!!!

by Wayne May 01, 2004

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u

Shortened form of "undo", the most important Autocad command.

Oops, I just made a mistake. That's okay, there's "U".
U U U U (repeat until finished)
Now that I've fixed that, I'd better qsave before I mess up again.

by Wayne September 09, 2006

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