Wayne's definitions

Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004

Space Raiders

The best packet of crisps - ever! Available in all shops and should only be purchased in pickled onion flavour - THE ONLY WAY!! =).
Definitely the most popular for us students - because they only cost 10pence a pack :D :D

Student: can I have 100 packets of space raiders please?
Shop keeper: Will you be paying by cash...or cheque?

by wayne December 10, 2003

Rendell

A person that only has a personality when they are wearing a hat, especially a beanie.

Ow, my beautiful face

by Wayne July 19, 2006

autocad

A highly addicting game that occupies vast amounts of time and memory.

I spent all afternoon playing Autocad, and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"

by Wayne January 27, 2004

qsave

Second most important command in Autocad.

Oh crap, I forgot to type "qsave" before the computer broke. Now I have to remember and re-draw what I drew.

by Wayne January 27, 2004

john lennon

Member of musical group The Beatles. One of music's most enduring and influential figures.

See God.

Imagine all the people
Living for today

by Wayne May 13, 2005

nigga dip

taking more than yr share

matt's been nigga dippin the nachos again, he always takes all the chips with cheese.

by wayne June 18, 2006