Wagwan dickhead's definitions

Lightational device

A prolonged nick name for a lighter.

Friend1:You got a Lightational device?

by Wagwan dickhead January 21, 2021

Chizla

A chizla is a catchy and funny (ish) nick name for a rizla, can also be used widely for other brands of papers.

Friend1: You got any chizlas?

Friend2: ye he are lad
Friend1: wtf is this!? You must be joking if you think i'm gonna use a red packet!

by Wagwan dickhead January 21, 2021

Weigh-in

A term used normally for league fighting where fighters are weighed and get to beef or 'square up' to each other. Also used on the street in the same instance where a close to fighting dispute happened usually with the people arguing pushing and screaming in each others faces.

Friend1: Did you hear about that dave kid beefing tom?

Friend2: Yeahhh! i did mateee. Tom weighed him in but dave bottled it didnt he!? The patty.
Friend1: Don't blame him tbf Tom will Weigh-in any man.

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021

Cazzy

The Cazzy is a simple nickname for a cash machine. However, this word is commonly mistaken for a cashy/cashie (unofficial jobs, cash in hand. labouring or decorating etc). Which is completely different.

Friend1: Ye fuck this i'm gonna trek it down cazzy grab some burn init. get building that zoot ay?

Friend2: yeye, gowan say nuttin.

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021

Spliffarollie

A prolonged version of the word spliff. But with the Noun Rollie extending this word it obviously must contain Tobacco alongside the usual weed contents.

Friend1: Oli my bro, wanna go for a Fookin spliffarollies on toys'r'us car park roofs mateeeeee!
Friend2: Fookin Right! gowan then mateeeeee i'll be theres soonnnn.

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021

Crib Creps

Does what it says on the tin really. creps (shoes) for your crib (house). so slippers.

Me: MA! check out dese new crib creps i just bagged down the primark. got all soft fluff on em en all!

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021

Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered

Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020