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Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole
by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020
Get the Do ya fink its dead?!mug. Me: MA! check out dese new crib creps i just bagged down the primark. got all soft fluff on em en all!
by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021
Get the Crib Crepsmug. A chizla is a catchy and funny (ish) nick name for a rizla, can also be used widely for other brands of papers.
Friend1: You got any chizlas?
Friend2: ye he are lad
Friend1: wtf is this!? You must be joking if you think i'm gonna use a red packet!
Friend2: ye he are lad
Friend1: wtf is this!? You must be joking if you think i'm gonna use a red packet!
by Wagwan dickhead January 21, 2021
Get the Chizlamug. The Cazzy is a simple nickname for a cash machine. However, this word is commonly mistaken for a cashy/cashie (unofficial jobs, cash in hand. labouring or decorating etc). Which is completely different.
Friend1: Ye fuck this i'm gonna trek it down cazzy grab some burn init. get building that zoot ay?
Friend2: yeye, gowan say nuttin.
Friend2: yeye, gowan say nuttin.
by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021
Get the Cazzymug. A term used normally for league fighting where fighters are weighed and get to beef or 'square up' to each other. Also used on the street in the same instance where a close to fighting dispute happened usually with the people arguing pushing and screaming in each others faces.
Friend1: Did you hear about that dave kid beefing tom?
Friend2: Yeahhh! i did mateee. Tom weighed him in but dave bottled it didnt he!? The patty.
Friend1: Don't blame him tbf Tom will Weigh-in any man.
Friend2: Yeahhh! i did mateee. Tom weighed him in but dave bottled it didnt he!? The patty.
Friend1: Don't blame him tbf Tom will Weigh-in any man.
by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021
Get the Weigh-inmug. When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered
Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"
Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"
Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"
by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020
Get the Wankeredmug. by Wagwan dickhead January 21, 2021
Get the Lightational devicemug.