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A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.
Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.
by Wagwan dickhead June 4, 2019
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Get the Crib Creps mug.A prolonged version of the word spliff. But with the Noun Rollie extending this word it obviously must contain Tobacco alongside the usual weed contents.
Friend1: Oli my bro, wanna go for a Fookin spliffarollies on toys'r'us car park roofs mateeeeee!
Friend2: Fookin Right! gowan then mateeeeee i'll be theres soonnnn.
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by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021
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Friend1: Ye fuck this i'm gonna trek it down cazzy grab some burn init. get building that zoot ay?
Friend2: yeye, gowan say nuttin.
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by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021
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Friend1: Did you hear about that dave kid beefing tom?
Friend2: Yeahhh! i did mateee. Tom weighed him in but dave bottled it didnt he!? The patty.
Friend1: Don't blame him tbf Tom will Weigh-in any man.
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Friend1: Don't blame him tbf Tom will Weigh-in any man.
by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021
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Friend1: You got any chizlas?
Friend2: ye he are lad
Friend1: wtf is this!? You must be joking if you think i'm gonna use a red packet!
Friend2: ye he are lad
Friend1: wtf is this!? You must be joking if you think i'm gonna use a red packet!
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