Friend1:You got a Lightational device?
by Wagwan dickhead January 21, 2021
A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.
Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.
by Wagwan dickhead June 04, 2019
Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole
by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020
A prolonged version of the word spliff. But with the Noun Rollie extending this word it obviously must contain Tobacco alongside the usual weed contents.
Friend1: Oli my bro, wanna go for a Fookin spliffarollies on toys'r'us car park roofs mateeeeee!
Friend2: Fookin Right! gowan then mateeeeee i'll be theres soonnnn.
Friend2: Fookin Right! gowan then mateeeeee i'll be theres soonnnn.
by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021
The Cazzy is a simple nickname for a cash machine. However, this word is commonly mistaken for a cashy/cashie (unofficial jobs, cash in hand. labouring or decorating etc). Which is completely different.
Friend1: Ye fuck this i'm gonna trek it down cazzy grab some burn init. get building that zoot ay?
Friend2: yeye, gowan say nuttin.
Friend2: yeye, gowan say nuttin.
by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021
Me: MA! check out dese new crib creps i just bagged down the primark. got all soft fluff on em en all!
by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021
When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered
Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"
Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"
Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"
by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020