WTF 's definitions

unix

Teh only operating system you can trust. Too bad it ain't no phawkin OS in specific, dude. The only *nix that can be used with ease and complete lack of leetness is Apple's OSX, though. Funny thing it ain't no open source and is bling bling imminent to get holda in a legal way.

Alice: "WTF? Me XP like b0000m?!!"
Bob: "Switch, me 1337 Apple dealer!!!11!!1"
Alice: "kk, tnx m8!"
Bob: "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"
Alice: ":´("
Bob: ":P"

by wtf February 21, 2005

South park

Once (and still is) an original, provocative, and hilarious show, somewhat like the earlier Simpsons; now threatened to fall on the brink of appeasement for younger audiences, causing possible deterioration just like its predecessor became.

"Officer Barbrady: Oh wait I thought of something! ....Oh, never mind that was substraction"

Ah, too bad good things don't last forever

by wtf March 18, 2005

pokemaniac

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.

Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!

by wtf March 1, 2005

Bunty

A general internet badass known to worm his way out of slippery situations and make a mockery of the english language.

Hey, you buntyed the shit out of that situation.

by wtf June 16, 2003

Poserism

(n)A major world religion, committed to by all posers. Major god is Sean Maguire, aka:THE POSER, major customs include:1.poser rapping (praying) daily 2.always know that if not a poser Seans wrath will be upon you 3.ALWAYS without exeption say," Yo yo yo homie G."

Poserism was founded in 2005 AD by Sean Maguire.

by WTF April 25, 2005

Potomac

A city where everyone lives in lala land, having no idea what the real world is like and smoking pot is a full time job. Kids get a BMW as their first car and if they crash it they get a better one. Girls refuse to leave their multi-million dollar houses if no make up is available to put on. Montgomery mall seems to the mothership for all teenagers. Girls are easy, in order to fit in. Friends pass girls around like soap.

girl 1: wtf! my daddy bought me a fucking convertable BMW for my 16th birthday!

Girl 2: aw shit, what a bummer. Now what?

Girl 1: I think i'll crash it so i'll get a better one. I always wanted a Ferrari anyways.

Girl 2: Seriously. Like, BMW is for people who live in Silverspring or Gaithersburg. ew.

by wtf May 13, 2005

arse miner

1. Something squashed in between ass master and fudge packer.

2. A homosexual

Billy: Daddy, I love you
Daddy: Eh wat are ya, an frikkin arse miner?! *belch*

by wtf March 8, 2005