WGstyles's definitions

ADHD

An evolved multitasking charistic due to driving vehicles it which the subconsciously is enlisted to pay attention to the more boring task at hand. The disorder arises in children when adults believe they should do as they're told or its a mental disorder.

Where you paying attention to the road?
No, my adhd was, I was enjoying the scenery.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

Threat

A term used to relate someone is better than you and you feel insignificant in their dominant presence.

You say he looked in your general direction, please explain how thats a threat. Well I just feel threatened and scared "starts crying" please just help me.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

Microsoft

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.

Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?

by WGstyles July 29, 2023

Super soldier

A physically or mentally superior soldier to standard soldiers in that they are more capable is some extraordinary way.

Many sci-fi programs list telepathy or remote viewing as super soldier qualities and they are however Olympic athletism, uncommonly mentioned significantly increased heart rates, or being able to think in higher dimensions are also super soldier abilities when combined with combat.

Thats not a human being anymore, he's a super soldier. Like can accelerate his heart rate consistently to 240 without reprecussion.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

Fraud

A term which applies when someone wins against a bank.

So, what was the outcome of the bank dispute?
The court deems the bank did no wrongdoing and the guy committed fraud.
So he won?
Yeah...

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

Corporate Driveby

When someone is so fed up with a company or product they wait until the majority of employees gets off work and then sprays them with bullets comming down the front stairs to replace their staff and solve the problem.

Did you fix the problem with your computer?
No, it's not user error, I'm going to have to do a corporate driveby.

by WGstyles July 29, 2023

Behavior

A severely misused word to gain dominance among fresh water proud apes to gain dominance over eachother.

Behavior is an action or group of actions so if its not something you said or did its not a behavior.

Many times emotional expression will be argued as a behavior but that is to say someone else should be the judge of how you feel and thus how you express yourself. Clap when I say clap, laugh when I tell a joke, and feel aroused when I strut.

Its not that you did anything wrong, its your behavior.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023