Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)
by Vulch5 September 16, 2015
A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.
Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.
by Vulch5 September 16, 2015
When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.
by Vulch5 September 16, 2015
by Vulch5 September 16, 2015
A person who dons a spacesuit and swims through the river of sewage underneath the streets New York City.
by Vulch5 September 16, 2015
The act of scavenging crumbs off the floor of a Hilton Hotel lounge because you couldnt afford breakfast.
Ever heard of a complimentory breakfast Paris? Fucking skank bitch.
Scrounging. Breakfast of champions.
Scrounging. Breakfast of champions.
by Vulch5 September 16, 2015
An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
by Vulch5 September 16, 2015