by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
The act of breaking a crow's wings and one of its legs and solemnly watching as it attempts to crawl away.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
A person who goes into the desert, captures vulchers, buries them up to their neck in sand, and hits their heads off with a five iron.
I think Matt Jones is going to join Tiger in the PVGA next year. He's an excellent vulchergolfer candidate.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
The act of scavenging crumbs off the floor of a Hilton Hotel lounge because you couldnt afford breakfast.
Ever heard of a complimentory breakfast Paris? Fucking skank bitch.
Scrounging. Breakfast of champions.
Scrounging. Breakfast of champions.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.
My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.
Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015