Vulch5's definitions
The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.
The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Sesame street brawlmug. by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Hogshitmug. When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Poochpuntermug. Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)
Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Desksheepmug. by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Hershykissmug. by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Victoriamug. The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Mexican bratwurstmug.