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Vulchergolfer

A person who goes into the desert, captures vulchers, buries them up to their neck in sand, and hits their heads off with a five iron.
I think Matt Jones is going to join Tiger in the PVGA next year. He's an excellent vulchergolfer candidate.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Sealclubbing

Bludgeoning someone over the head with a small bat in order to help them sleep.
I ran out of Nyquil and can't sleep. Can you sealclub me honey?

Sealclubbing.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Sesame street brawl

The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.
The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Browncrown

A royal crown made of dried up human feces.
Are you going to don your browncrown for the royal ball this evening your majesty?
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Canniboliceman

A police officer caught eating bacon at the local diner before his shift.
Is that pig eating another pig? What a fucking canniboliceman.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
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Sewernaut

A person who dons a spacesuit and swims through the river of sewage underneath the streets New York City.
My wife and I are total sewernauts.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Hogshit

A person who hogs all the shit. (Also known as a poop glutton)
Dood, quit being a hogshit. Spit some of that shit into my mouth you greedy asshole.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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