Definitions by Vulch5
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Bengaling
The act of assfucking a dingleberry infested Bengal Tiger in a cornfield after it eats a family of Indian farmers.
Sesame street brawl
The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.
The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.
Sesame street brawl by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Mexican bratwurst
The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
Mexican bratwurst by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Californian birder
The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
Californian birder by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
Pigeon Basher
A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.
Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.
Pigeon Basher by Vulch5 October 28, 2015