When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.
Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!
by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021
When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.
I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!
by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021
A lone bugler who at the start and end of the fishing season is seen naked and horns in the start and end of the fishing season.
It's the glorious 16th, no doubt the Berry Hill bugler will sound off at midnight.....it always haunts me as the tunes sound around the severn
by Vorest-avenger March 04, 2022
When you're badged SAS former DSF and now CGS and you don't have the time or care to define words you can pretty much do what you want !
by Vorest-avenger February 16, 2022
by Vorest-avenger December 17, 2021
A neanderthal looking creature that roams the forest of Dean looking to harvest manglewurzle. Although happy on two legs it can often be seen on four....very well known for its shiny pelt.
Christ Sim I saw a jevii last night with a barleycorn of manglewurzle in tow, it near fright the life out of me.
by Vorest-avenger March 01, 2022
Christ on a bike, Sams just rung in, despite his Nissan Bavaria the Telfordian Tundra has reduced his semi capable 4x4 into a wheel spinning machine! We won't see that kid until the big thaw!
by Vorest-avenger December 16, 2021