Vlad the Impaler's definitions

Vaginocity

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

Cuntquistador

1. Womanizer, playboy; 2. All-conquering prick.

He screwed around on her with her best friend while he was dating her; what a cuntquistador he was!

by Vlad the Impaler February 9, 2006

driveshaft

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.

Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

by Vlad the Impaler May 19, 2006

Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006

chickchismo

1) A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.

Blanche sure used her chickchismo to get what she wanted today!

by Vlad the Impaler August 23, 2006

indieground

The indie music and pop cultural underground, the do-it-yourself community

I'm so tired of the indieground; they wear me out with their puritanical posturing.

by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2006

Crapdusting

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006