Vlad the Impaler's definitions

Glasgow throat-clearing

To fart or break wind.

Gibson was doing a little Glasgow throat-clearing in the loo the other day.

by Vlad the Impaler September 11, 2005

Horny Fishcake

Dean. Dean is a horny fishcake.

Dean was once a fishcake. Then one day he became horny. Now he is a horny fishcake.

by Vlad The Impaler December 23, 2013

Vaginocity

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

overnotificationification

The tendency of social networking sites (especially Facebook) to notify on absolutely everything one does.

I am sick to death of Facebook's overnotificationification.

by Vlad the Impaler March 24, 2009

indieground

The indie music and pop cultural underground, the do-it-yourself community

I'm so tired of the indieground; they wear me out with their puritanical posturing.

by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2006

injectious

Of or having to do with injection drugs, intravenous drug use and abuse.

Man, Stone was really being all injectious the other day.

by Vlad the Impaler December 14, 2007

driveshaft

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.

Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

by Vlad the Impaler May 19, 2006