mississippi rug burn

synonym/slang for SYPHILIS.

"Damn, Zeke got the Mississippi Rug Burn somethin' fierce."

by Vlad the Impaler March 23, 2005

Crapdusting

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006

Matukas

(n.) Breasts, boobs, tits.

"Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"

by Vlad the Impaler March 2, 2005

Gannon (v.)

To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").

Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.

We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.

by Vlad the Impaler February 25, 2005

Romanian handshake

To perform fellatio or cunnilingus in an effort to secure favors or favorable treatment.

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."

by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2004

Houston High-Five

1) a bribe; 2) a handjob.

George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!

by Vlad the Impaler November 1, 2006

Vaginocity

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006