fuckslam

When a friend or loved one accuses you of something you didn't do, and won't believe otherwise.

What a fuckslam I received the other day! She fuckslammed me royally.

by Vlad the Impaler October 18, 2006

mississippi rug burn

synonym/slang for SYPHILIS.

"Damn, Zeke got the Mississippi Rug Burn somethin' fierce."

by Vlad the Impaler March 23, 2005

Improperganda

Willfully misrepresenting information for political gain.

Fox News Channel engaged in improperganda when it labeled Mark Foley as "(D-FL)" during its newscast covering the scandal; he's a Republican, not a Democrat!

by Vlad the Impaler October 04, 2006

Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

by Vlad the Impaler April 19, 2006

gliberal

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.

There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.

by Vlad the Impaler May 26, 2007

Youngstown Shoe Shine

Puking on somebody's shoes after having drunk way too much.

Damn, Virginia was all up in my face, so I gave her a Youngstown Shoe Shine, sent her on her way.

by Vlad the Impaler March 27, 2008

Cuntquistador

1. Womanizer, playboy; 2. All-conquering prick.

He screwed around on her with her best friend while he was dating her; what a cuntquistador he was!

by Vlad the Impaler February 08, 2006