Vlad The Impaler's definitions

Crapdusting

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006

mississippi rug burn

synonym/slang for SYPHILIS.

"Damn, Zeke got the Mississippi Rug Burn somethin' fierce."

by Vlad the Impaler March 23, 2005

chickchismo

1) A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.

Blanche sure used her chickchismo to get what she wanted today!

by Vlad the Impaler August 23, 2006

McRighteous

1. Superficially faithful and/or spiritual; 2. Stridently and shallowly Christian.

Please stop being so McRighteous all the time, Jonah. Everybody knows you made an abstinence pledge.

by Vlad the Impaler June 11, 2007

Improperganda

Willfully misrepresenting information for political gain.

Fox News Channel engaged in improperganda when it labeled Mark Foley as "(D-FL)" during its newscast covering the scandal; he's a Republican, not a Democrat!

by Vlad the Impaler October 4, 2006

Belgian Curtsy

Blowjob. SEE ALSO blow-job.

Justine performed a very timely Belgian Curtsy to help Luc forget about the whole Ardennes situation that had riven their world.

by Vlad the Impaler March 10, 2007

injectious

Of or having to do with injection drugs, intravenous drug use and abuse.

Man, Stone was really being all injectious the other day.

by Vlad the Impaler December 14, 2007