by Vita Smart July 31, 2022

all of the edomite white people
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022

a loose cigarette, also called a loosie, also spelled loosey, also called lucy
something strange for some change
it's hot
something strange for some change
it's hot
"I bought a white girl for $0.35 up at the gas station. I can't tell nobody cuz my habibi might get caught and then he can't sell me no more loosies. It's like I'm burning up all my little money."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN
JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY
LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE
JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY
LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
