Viscount Druitt's definitions

Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

Mark Renton

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.

Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?

by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022

Barney Gumble

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.

Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021

Wes Anderson

A film director who makes you feel like you woke up in a Hallmark greeting card after eating a hash brownie.

My favourite Wes Anderson film is the Royal Tenenbaums with Gene Hackman, Angelica Houston, Gweneth Paltrow, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, Bill Murray as Raliegh St. Clair.

by Viscount Druitt April 21, 2023

Huntsville Unit

The Texas State Penitentiary. Also know as the Walls Unit and located in Huntsville Texas it is the oldest prison in Texas and the death penalty capital of the United States. It housed the electric chair that executed 362 death row inmates from 1924-1964, all male, before the Furman vs. Georgia US Supreme Court case. From 1982-onwards the Huntsville Unit deployed lethal injection and has executed almost 600 death row inmates.

In 2011 Lawrence Russell Brewer, one of the three neo-Nazi's who murdered James Byrd Jr. requested a large last meal, but refused to eat it. After he was executed by lethal injection the state of Texas discontinued this tradition and all death row inmates are now given what the inmates at the Huntsville Unit are eating for dinner that night with the option of water, tea or fruit punch to drink

by Viscount Druitt April 7, 2025

Scott Freeman

An anime voice actor from Funimation who voice Arthur Kirkland or United Kingdom from APHAxis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and Test, and the three servant twins Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson from Kuroshitsuji or Black Butler. Unfortunately, Scott Freeman was arrested and convicted of possession of child pornography and sentenced to three years in federal prison in 2016. He is now currently registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life and it will be hard for him to find work after that.

Scott Freeman was the voice of Arthur Kirkland or Britain from Axis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and test, and Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson, from Black Butler. Now, after being convicted of possession of child pornography Scott Freeman's contract with Funimation is officially terminated and he is registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life after doing a three year sentence in Federal Prison.

by Viscount Druitt December 7, 2019

Springles

A pairing between Conny Springer and Sasha Braus, or Potato Girl from Attack on Titan.

Springles is Canon.

by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022