Viscount Druitt's definitions
The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.
In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.
by Viscount Druitt February 7, 2020
Get the DARE diplomamug. A shape shifting monster of an otaku who transforms from normal human form in public to chibi form at home. She's lazy, uses her older brother Taihei as her big fat ugly bitch, and makes you want to strangle her. Her favourite foods are cola, potato chips, and bamboo chutes.
Taihei would want Frank Murphy from F is for Family to put his little sister Umaru Doma through that fucking wall.
by Viscount Druitt September 29, 2022
Get the Umaru Domamug. An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".
John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.
by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023
Get the John Herbertmug. Trivial Question:
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022
Get the God Fucking Dammitmug. Momoko Koigakubo: Have you accepted Jesus are you personal lord and saviour?
Leo Kakinoki: No, I'm Jewish.
Leo Kakinoki: No, I'm Jewish.
by Viscount Druitt May 1, 2024
Get the Leo Kakinokimug. A Japanese Car import to North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, and other Oriental States. They don't have to be of Japanese orgins. They can be of Korean as well. Jap cars are of the Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, Mazda, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Izuki, Suzuki, Scion, and Lexus.
Besides driving a Jap Car I see plenty of them on the road and in anime. I prefer to drive a Kei car.
by Viscount Druitt March 12, 2023
Get the Jap Carmug. An anime voice actor from Funimation who voice Arthur Kirkland or United Kingdom from APHAxis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and Test, and the three servant twins Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson from Kuroshitsuji or Black Butler. Unfortunately, Scott Freeman was arrested and convicted of possession of child pornography and sentenced to three years in federal prison in 2016. He is now currently registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life and it will be hard for him to find work after that.
Scott Freeman was the voice of Arthur Kirkland or Britain from Axis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and test, and Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson, from Black Butler. Now, after being convicted of possession of child pornography Scott Freeman's contract with Funimation is officially terminated and he is registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life after doing a three year sentence in Federal Prison.
by Viscount Druitt December 7, 2019
Get the Scott Freemanmug.