Viscount Druitt's definitions

God Fucking Dammit

The full name of our Christian God.

Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022

Stalin Loli

Katusha from Girls Und Panzer.

Katusha, the Stalin Loli is the tankery commander of Pravda High School.

by Viscount Druitt April 28, 2023

Whorediot

See Cheryl Tunt or Carol Tunt from Archer

Malory Archer: You're dressed like a whore and an idiot, which makes you a whorediot.

by Viscount Druitt September 6, 2021

Cannabis Edibles

Marijuana gummies that are sold at dispensaries across America. They take effect within 30 minutes to an hour. It's safer then smoking marijuana, but you get a better high.

I ate cannabis edibles at 420 and within an hour I was totally stoned out of my mind. I was high, had the munchies, and was totally horny. I saw 2001: A Space Odessey, Sesame Street: Bedtime Stories and Songs, and Heavy Metal. I listened to Revolution 9 by the Beatles, Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm clock, and White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. I had the munchies for Mexican food and Pizza with Coca Cola. I played River City Ransom in one setting on the Famicom Classic Mini. I had a big, stiff erection and jacked off to porno. Everything was far out man.

by Viscount Druitt April 13, 2024

Umaru Doma

A shape shifting monster of an otaku who transforms from normal human form in public to chibi form at home. She's lazy, uses her older brother Taihei as her big fat ugly bitch, and makes you want to strangle her. Her favourite foods are cola, potato chips, and bamboo chutes.

Taihei would want Frank Murphy from F is for Family to put his little sister Umaru Doma through that fucking wall.

by Viscount Druitt September 29, 2022

DARE diploma

The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.

In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.

by Viscount Druitt February 7, 2020

Jap Car

A Japanese Car import to North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, and other Oriental States. They don't have to be of Japanese orgins. They can be of Korean as well. Jap cars are of the Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, Mazda, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Izuki, Suzuki, Scion, and Lexus.

Besides driving a Jap Car I see plenty of them on the road and in anime. I prefer to drive a Kei car.

by Viscount Druitt March 12, 2023