Viscount Druitt's definitions

Umaru Doma

A shape shifting monster of an otaku who transforms from normal human form in public to chibi form at home. She's lazy, uses her older brother Taihei as her big fat ugly bitch, and makes you want to strangle her. Her favourite foods are cola, potato chips, and bamboo chutes.

Taihei would want Frank Murphy from F is for Family to put his little sister Umaru Doma through that fucking wall.

by Viscount Druitt September 29, 2022

DARE diploma

The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.

In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.

by Viscount Druitt February 7, 2020

God Fucking Dammit

The full name of our Christian God.

Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022

Leo Kakinoki

A Jewish nerd from the ADV anime series, Ghost Stories. Voice by Greg Aryes.

Momoko Koigakubo: Have you accepted Jesus are you personal lord and saviour?

Leo Kakinoki: No, I'm Jewish.

by Viscount Druitt May 1, 2024

Stalin Loli

Katusha from Girls Und Panzer.

Katusha, the Stalin Loli is the tankery commander of Pravda High School.

by Viscount Druitt April 28, 2023

Barney Gumble

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.

Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021

Paddy's Pub

The Irish pub of South Philadelphia. Paddy's Pub is owned and run by Frank Reynolds, Dennis Reynolds, Sweet Dee Reynolds, Charlie Kelly, and Ronald "Mac" McDonald.

Paddy's Pub is the original home of the kitten mittons.

by Viscount Druitt April 16, 2022