Viscount Druitt's definitions

DARE diploma

The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.

In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.

by Viscount Druitt February 7, 2020

Jap Car

A Japanese Car import to North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, and other Oriental States. They don't have to be of Japanese orgins. They can be of Korean as well. Jap cars are of the Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, Mazda, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Izuki, Suzuki, Scion, and Lexus.

Besides driving a Jap Car I see plenty of them on the road and in anime. I prefer to drive a Kei car.

by Viscount Druitt March 12, 2023

Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

Public School Education

A school system that full of exaggerated claims, false hopes, and empty promises. The American public school system is a shitty school system. It is a school system that take in billions of dollars annually, pays no income taxes, and always needs more money. Public school education easily has the biggest bullshit story in the world. With that said most kids would agree that the American public school education system is completely incompetent and just doesn't even give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about kids. If everyone knew that than the American public school education system would be out on the loving, caring ass a long time ago.

This is why a homemaker cannot hold a candle to a high school principal. When it comes to believing in anything public school education says I tried. I really did try. I really did try to believe that public school education was the best education system in the world, I found out that public school education is nothing more that total bullshit. This is why I have a hostile view towards the American public school education system.

by Viscount Druitt February 9, 2020

Springles

A pairing between Conny Springer and Sasha Braus, or Potato Girl from Attack on Titan.

Springles is Canon.

by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022

Caligula

A 1979 film about the fall of the Roman Empire. The movie was produced by Penthouse Magazine and had three directors; Gore Vidal, Bob, Guccione, and Tinto Brass. The movie was pornographic and one of the few scenes worth watching is the execution scene with a decapitating machine that killed Marco.

Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."

Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.

Caligula: If all of Rome just had one neck.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?

Caligula: Scrot.....

Praetorian Guard: So be it!

Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla

ende.....

by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2021

Barney Gumble

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.

Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021