Viscount Druitt's definitions
The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.
In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.
by Viscount Druitt February 7, 2020
Get the DARE diplomamug. A shape shifting monster of an otaku who transforms from normal human form in public to chibi form at home. She's lazy, uses her older brother Taihei as her big fat ugly bitch, and makes you want to strangle her. Her favourite foods are cola, potato chips, and bamboo chutes.
Taihei would want Frank Murphy from F is for Family to put his little sister Umaru Doma through that fucking wall.
by Viscount Druitt September 29, 2022
Get the Umaru Domamug. A Japanese Car import to North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, and other Oriental States. They don't have to be of Japanese orgins. They can be of Korean as well. Jap cars are of the Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, Mazda, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Izuki, Suzuki, Scion, and Lexus.
Besides driving a Jap Car I see plenty of them on the road and in anime. I prefer to drive a Kei car.
by Viscount Druitt March 12, 2023
Get the Jap Carmug. An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".
John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.
by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023
Get the John Herbertmug. A school system that full of exaggerated claims, false hopes, and empty promises. The American public school system is a shitty school system. It is a school system that take in billions of dollars annually, pays no income taxes, and always needs more money. Public school education easily has the biggest bullshit story in the world. With that said most kids would agree that the American public school education system is completely incompetent and just doesn't even give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about kids. If everyone knew that than the American public school education system would be out on the loving, caring ass a long time ago.
This is why a homemaker cannot hold a candle to a high school principal. When it comes to believing in anything public school education says I tried. I really did try. I really did try to believe that public school education was the best education system in the world, I found out that public school education is nothing more that total bullshit. This is why I have a hostile view towards the American public school education system.
by Viscount Druitt February 9, 2020
Get the Public School Educationmug. Borat: He explained to me that whilst I was in gulag US and A was ruined by evil man, who stood against all-American values. His name, Barrack Obama. This lead to other Africans become political leaders. Then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough guy leaders across the world; Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro, and Kenneth West.
by Viscount Druitt June 14, 2022
Get the McDonald Trumpmug. Trivial Question:
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022
Get the God Fucking Dammitmug.