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tits on a prostitute.
Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !
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Get the Uber Boobers mug.1. the sub-grouping within a competitive tournament whereby those who suffer their first loss are demoted to a pool of similar types who have suffered a like fate; one more defeat in this category renders the unfortunate complete elimination from the field.
2. a common perception that certain individuals are moving through their respective lives already having suffered some type of major defeat (or many smaller ones), thereby rendering them to a decidedly less than ideal existence.
2. a common perception that certain individuals are moving through their respective lives already having suffered some type of major defeat (or many smaller ones), thereby rendering them to a decidedly less than ideal existence.
Look at Joe : he attended all the wrong schools thereby acquiring all the wrong type of friends; this precipitated choosing the wrong type of occupation and marrying the wrong type of girl. Now he's in the wrong type of neighborhood with the wrong type of kids. Joe could be said to be existing in the loser's bracket of life.
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don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.
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by Virgin Suicides May 5, 2017
Get the Corporate Rock mug.hyperbolic, highly intense interjection often used at the end of a heated argument between two people (usually intimate partners) in the hope of one person trumping the insult just previously mouthed by the other.
Man : You KNOW I wasn't with Christine last night. I was at Bill's helping him repair his garage door !
Woman : The hell you were ! Donna told me this morning she SAW the both of you at Starbucks last night around 9 p.m. !
Man : Hell if I was !! She's a goddam liar and you KNOW it !!
Woman : Do NOT call my best friend a liar !! I'll call your boss and tell him how you embezzled $2000 from the company till last month !!
Man : Oh REALLY ? Well I'll call your mother and tell her how much of an alcoholic you've become in the last six weeks !!!
Woman : Don't you threaten me, you sonofabitch !!! I'll fuck you up good !!!
Man : Yeah ? And I'll wreck your world !!!
Woman : The hell you were ! Donna told me this morning she SAW the both of you at Starbucks last night around 9 p.m. !
Man : Hell if I was !! She's a goddam liar and you KNOW it !!
Woman : Do NOT call my best friend a liar !! I'll call your boss and tell him how you embezzled $2000 from the company till last month !!
Man : Oh REALLY ? Well I'll call your mother and tell her how much of an alcoholic you've become in the last six weeks !!!
Woman : Don't you threaten me, you sonofabitch !!! I'll fuck you up good !!!
Man : Yeah ? And I'll wreck your world !!!
by Virgin Suicides June 10, 2017
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Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !
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Courtney Love, if she wasn't a talented musician, singer, and songwriter, could be construed as a downmarket debutante.
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