Definitions by Violetly N
Camping in Catherine
Entering a national park in the Northern Territory with the intent of camping so you can having messed up, perverted sex in order to traumatise the wildlife.
...me and the missus got on the piss with an old guy from the nursing home down the road and some trucker she met last week. We went Camping In Catherine and she bent us all over a log and pegged all of us over a log next to a lagoon. six bin chickens that were watching fed themselves to crocodiles on purpose...
Camping in Catherine by Violetly N October 25, 2023
Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY
Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY by Violetly N January 9, 2023
Butterdick
I finally went out with that hot footballer. Great body but his dick is 3 inches long and there's a mole that looks like an eye... He's a total butterdick.
Butterdick by Violetly N May 21, 2018
acrapolypse
acrapolypse by Violetly N September 8, 2015
Navel Label
A tattoo, above, below or around your navel. Like a Vag Badge but higher up and kind of related to a tramp stamp.
Navel Label by Violetly N October 15, 2012
message bombing
A needlessly provacative text message sent just to start an argument. This heinous act usually committed by someone in a foul mood who just wants you to join them there.
message bombing by Violetly N October 21, 2008