Camping in Catherine

Entering a national park in the Northern Territory with the intent of camping so you can having messed up, perverted sex in order to traumatise the wildlife.

...me and the missus got on the piss with an old guy from the nursing home down the road and some trucker she met last week. We went Camping In Catherine and she bent us all over a log and pegged all of us over a log next to a lagoon. six bin chickens that were watching fed themselves to crocodiles on purpose...

by Violetly N October 25, 2023

Butterdick

Handsome male with good body but a weird/short/ugly dick...

I finally went out with that hot footballer. Great body but his dick is 3 inches long and there's a mole that looks like an eye... He's a total butterdick.

by Violetly N May 21, 2018

Feral

1. Excellent.
2. Wild.
3. Amazing.
4. A freak or wierdo.

That chick I sleep with last night was way into bondage. Man, she was a total feral.

by Violetly N April 1, 2008

message bombing

A needlessly provacative text message sent just to start an argument. This heinous act usually committed by someone in a foul mood who just wants you to join them there.

Mandy is message bombing me, accusing me of sleeping with her boyfriend. Bitch is in nuts!

by Violetly N October 21, 2008

mogenate

1. To assimilate.
2. To incorporate something into oneself.
3. To complain.

Have you mogenated your breakfast yet?

by Violetly N April 1, 2008

textcade

A never ending string of annoying and pointless texts sent by someone having a bitch fest that you have no interest in.

My mother is relentlessly nagging me via a textcade!

by Violetly N October 21, 2008

Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.

I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...

by Violetly N January 9, 2023