by vinny April 07, 2005

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.
noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.
adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.
adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.
by Vinny April 27, 2004

by vinny December 04, 2003

aka tila tequila according to her myspace, which 90% of people on there had her as a "friend". don't really find her attractive, not exactly a very gorgeous female.
by vinny April 16, 2005

his birthstone must be prontera.
by vinny March 06, 2005

The biggest metal band on the planet, but I agree, some people just can't appreciate the sheer genius of their music.
by vinny October 18, 2003

TO give someone a ladder or someone needs to receive a ladder, as they need to get over them selves.
If I gave you ladder could you get over yourself.
I took her to home depot to pick out a ladder.
Intellectually... you only need a step stool.
I took her to home depot to pick out a ladder.
Intellectually... you only need a step stool.
by Vinny March 01, 2005
