Viktor II's definitions

Bowl

To take a shit. See also Bowling a Strike. In general, after Bowling, it is proper to report to your friends how it went using a scale of 0-10, with one decimal spot.

Person 1: what's up?
Person 2: just bowled.
Person 1: yeah? nice! and?
Person 2: 8.3.
Person 1: fuck yeah, man!
Person 2: thanks.

Gchatter 1: gotta bowl.
Gchatter 2: me too.
Gchatter 1: may you bowl a perfect 10.
Gchatter 2: you too!

by Viktor II January 2, 2009

bowling a strike

Taking a shit and taking it well. Bowling a Strike means you had a really fantastic shit, and it is an occasion to be celebrated among friends, preferably over an Instant Messaging program, while bored at work. See also bowl.

Gchatter 1: hey, i gotta go bowl.
Gchatter 2: good luck!
Gchatter 1: thanks man, i need it after last night's shenanigans.
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Gchatter 2: well?
Gchatter 1: i bowled a strike.
Gchatter 2: fantastic news!

Person 1: where were you?
Person 2: bowling a strike.
Person 1: i'm jealous.

by Viktor II August 27, 2007

Gchatter

One who uses Gmail's in-browser chat program frequently. A Gchatter is likely to be up there on your friend's list with the green ready-to-chat light all day long. Sometimes you wonder if this person does any work at all - but then you see the light turn yellow. But maybe they're just off bowling a strike.

are you a Gchatter? we should kill time together at work gchatting about nothing!

by Viktor II August 26, 2007

bowl a strike

to take a shit. see bowling a strike.

after i bowl a strike, i feel as light as air, and i know the rest of the day is going to be a-okay.

by Viktor II August 27, 2007

bbaib

In internet chatting, stands for "be back after i bowl". See also bowling a strike.

Gchatter 1: bbaib
Gchatter 2: best of luck, pal.

by Viktor II August 27, 2007

Manny being Manny

Behavior that would not be tolerated by other professional baseball players but is in Manny Ramirez (Boston Red Sox left fielder) due to the goofy grin, pistol-fist points back to the dugout, and tossing of his unkempt dread-locked hair is referred to as Manny being Manny. Red Sox fans, at least the ones who know that baseball is entertainment and not a way of life, appreciate these moments because who doesn't like hilarity?

Manny puts a friend's grill for auction on eBay saying it is his own: Manny being Manny.

Manny says he is arriving late for Spring Training 2007 but actually is scheduled to appear at a classic car auction in Atlantic City: Manny being Manny.

Manny keeps requesting to be traded, then isn't, and then professes his love for Boston and that he never wants to leave: Manny being Manny.

July 18 2005 Manny uses a Green Monster pisser during the opposing team's coaching visit to the mound: Manny being Manny.

Whenever Manny looks like he's not paying attention in the outfield or fails to run out a ground ball: Manny being Manny.

by Viktor II August 26, 2007

wank

1. (verb) To play excessively uninteresting and self-indulgent guitar solos, usually live on stage, and usually to the collective eye-roll of all in attendance except those who actually fall for wankery.

2. (noun) The offending guitarist.

Music Lover 1: oh man this guitarist sucks! he's just wanking up there. don't the other guys in the band care that he totally fucking sucks?
Music Lover 2: no idea, man, i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.

by Viktor II August 26, 2007