Dehalalify

To remove the “Halal” classification from a food by wrapping it in bacon

Dude 1: Fuck dude, you bought Halal chicken.
Dude 2: It’s all good man. I got bacon too, just wrap that shit in bacon and that will dehalalify it.

by Vice420 December 06, 2018

The Pizza Hut slip

When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.

Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip

Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face

Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?

Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip

by Vice420 June 13, 2021

Cockmoth

In the minutes after moulting, a German Cockroach appears white, usually with its wings spread out at an odd angle, resembling a small white moth.

I found a cockmoth on my kitchen counter

by Vice420 December 06, 2018

Pocket Slug

A Penis

Careful! This pocket slug spits!

by Vice420 December 06, 2018

Indian Swiffer

Indian lady pussy squirts on the floor then mops it up with a turban

Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.

by Vice420 September 12, 2024

Bonertoy

A young dude who is dating an old woman for the money but has to have sex with her too.

Yo did you see that old broad Terrace was with?

Yea man he’s such a bonertoy

by Vice420 December 06, 2018

Lawsbian

A lawyer who also happens to be a lesbian.

I feel discriminated against at work because I’m a lesbian, I think I might need to retain a lawsbian

by Vice420 December 06, 2018