When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.
Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
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In the minutes after moulting, a German Cockroach appears white, usually with its wings spread out at an odd angle, resembling a small white moth.
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Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
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I feel discriminated against at work because I’m a lesbian, I think I might need to retain a lawsbian
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